Oy, mono. I had that when I was in 4th grade and I missed 2 weeks of school and the school play (we were doing Peter Pan that year, and I was supposed to be one of Tinkerbell's fairy girls or something, but I was home sick instead

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Uh, I've microwaved frozen food packages that exploded. Does that count?
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms