"I can NOT abide by certain things like loud noise, smelly people, parties, rap, extreme mess, icky food or ugliness."
There's always off-campus housing, then.
"There was this one time an alarm went off - it was in the middle of '24.' That's just wrong. Everyone knows everyone was watching '24' at that time."
--NYU student quoted in the Washington Square News about students ignoring the frequent fire alarms in dorms