Hey! I am not an infantomaniawhatsits! I just really would like a baby.

Okay, Nia, here's why: I don't know why I love them, but I do. They are truly miraculous, if you think about it. They're so...small. And perfect, and I want to be able to watch one grow up and learn about the world. Stuff like language comprehension fascinates me. Also, I've always loved and done really well with kids, and there isn't a more peaceful feeling in the world than having a baby fall asleep in your arms. So, that's that. If you have any more questions/concerns, feel free to ask.
*waves to Em's Mac* As my mom would say, "Tsurays gezunter hayt (tear/break in good health)". You should name him Raul, or Caractacus, it's only fair. :-P
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.