HELLO, Adam Addict! How goes life?

Welcome to the wild n' crazy Adam thread, which only actually talks about Adam part of the time.
Right now, we're spreading the Raul Esparza love.
"Oh, good. After all, I can rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, and I can do it with my eyes closed while whistling 'The Entertainer.' That's rhythm for you."
~ Snaps, proving that White Boys CAN have rhythm