The Official Greg Jbara Love Thread PART 2!!!! — Page 417

you know some of it will go on the thread right?

I will save the chat.
lol

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here it is (the chat that is. stuff have been cut out. only important stuff):

thelesmizkid: I have a child
ilovescots3: what?
ilovescots3: gav?
thelesmizkid: And his name is Andrew Asnes, Jr.
Dre2387: HAHA
ilovescots3: you had sex with andrew asnes sr?
ilovescots3: you're 12
thelesmizkid: NO.
ilovescots3: hes like 40
Dre2387: lmao!
ilovescots3: well then how did this child come to be?
Dre2387: this is funny
ilovescots3: i smell springer all over this
thelesmizkid: He's an invinsible child
ilovescots3: invinsible?
Dre2387: okkkkk
thelesmizkid: I drop him off at Home Depot for work
ilovescots3: it cant be destroyed?
thelesmizkid: No
ilovescots3: you mean invisible?
Blucat500: thank you ms spelling
ilovescots3:
thelesmizkid: Nah, he knows the process of hard labor
thelesmizkid: Any more questions about Andrew Jr.?
Dre2387: what?
thelesmizkid: I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH ANDREW
ilovescots3: yes you did gav
Dre2387: this is funny
ilovescots3: whoa whoa whoa
thelesmizkid: I had sex with an invisible teddy bear
ilovescots3: if hes up for sex, i might join
Dre2387: what???
ilovescots3: whoa
ilovescots3: what/.!
Dre2387: hahahahaah
ilovescots3: JERRY! JERRY!
Dre2387: thia is funny
Dre2387: more!
thelesmizkid: And he and I broke up
Dre2387: the teddy bear?
ilovescots3: was it a threesome with you andrew and the bear?
thelesmizkid: Yep
thelesmizkid: NO!
Blucat500: hahahah
Dre2387: so, whose kid?
ilovescots3: lol baaaad timing
thelesmizkid: MY KID!
Blucat500: your love child?
Dre2387: but whose the father?
ilovescots3: so its a bastard?
ilovescots3: thats ok thats cool
Dre2387: HAHAHA
ilovescots3: andrew asnes jr
thelesmizkid: His name is Elphaba Bastard Scott
ilovescots3: wtf?
Dre2387: what?
Blucat500: so who is the parent?
ilovescots3: ou had sex with sherie too?!
thelesmizkid: Me!
ilovescots3: jesus you slut
thelesmizkid: Oh, god
Dre2387: hahaha
Blucat500: did you leave out the silent7 in his name?
Dre2387: i'm loving this convo
thelesmizkid: No, I did not have sex with Sherie
Dre2387: saving this for the thread
ilovescots3: was john there too?
thelesmizkid: NO
Dre2387: and butz?
ilovescots3: how about the rest of the dance usa brass section?!
thelesmizkid: NO
ilovescots3: huh huh?!
Blucat500: you had sex with the entire cast of drs?!?1
Dre2387: YES
thelesmizkid: Greg was not there
thelesmizkid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ilovescots3: scandalicious
thelesmizkid: I HAD SEX WITH THE INVISIBLE TEDDY BEAR, AND HIM ONLY!
Dre2387: ?
ilovescots3: you are a slut ms gav
Dre2387: so, the kid is his?
thelesmizkid: He pays child support
ilovescots3: how is it possible to have sex with a teddy bear
ilovescots3: it doesnt have sperm
ilovescots3: or genetalia
thelesmizkid: So?
Blucat500: does he pay it in extra stuffing and spare button eyes/
ilovescots3: or any of the proper organs necessarry
thelesmizkid: I pretend to.....
thelesmizkid: LMAO CAT
ilovescots3: you pretend to have sex with a teddy bear?
Dre2387: oh god
thelesmizkid: No
Blucat500: the life of a bastard teddy bear baby is hard
Dre2387: this is getting....weird
thelesmizkid: No, I don't
Blucat500: oooh it was weird from the beginning
Dre2387: lol
thelesmizkid: I don't even have a teddy bear
Dre2387: what?
Blucat500: I do
ilovescots3: wtf is wrong with you gav?
ilovescots3: lmao
thelesmizkid: I don't know. I feel...
ilovescots3: so lets recap this..
Dre2387: i'm loving this
ilovescots3: gav had sex with a tedy bear
thelesmizkid: INVISIBLE
thelesmizkid: TEDDY
thelesmizkid: BEAR
ilovescots3: andrew asnes
ilovescots3: sherie rene scott
Blucat500: invincible!
Dre2387: which you don't have
thelesmizkid: NO
ilovescots3: the dance use brass section
thelesmizkid: NO NO
thelesmizkid: I did not have sex with anyone involved with DRS
ilovescots3: lmao
Dre2387: greg was not there
ilovescots3: oh ok, so..lets recap
Blucat500: poor greg
Dre2387: neither was john or norbert
thelesmizkid: *explodes with confusion*
Blucat500: gav will be in therapy for the next 10 years cause fo this
ilovescots3: whip is straight
thelesmizkid: ASK ME QUESTIONS ONE AT A TIME
ilovescots3:
ilovescots3: gav is secretly loving this
thelesmizkid: Liz, you first
Dre2387: *laughing hysterically and scaring roomate*
ilovescots3: um ok, me first
thelesmizkid: The Andrew Asnes Jr. Press Conference Has Begun
fallentuba has entered the chat room.
Dre2387: yes!
ilovescots3: Who is the father of the child that actually has the proper genetalia needed?
Dre2387: ali, join the weirdness
fallentuba: omg gav
ilovescots3: the teddybear cn not have sex with you
ilovescots3: now andrew asnes is a fine man to be the father
ilovescots3: so thats fine
Dre2387: invisible don't forget, that gav doesn;t have
thelesmizkid: Elphaba Bastard Scott, the invisble teddy bear
Blucat500: omg cat
ilovescots3: ah yes
ilovescots3: and you had sex with sherie rene scott
thelesmizkid: No
ilovescots3: so...youre fence hopping
thelesmizkid: No
Dre2387: and andrew
Blucat500: sherrie has a baby sicko!
ilovescots3: and like, having sex with a teddy bear
fallentuba: WOAH liz what are you talking about?!?!?
thelesmizkid: What about Andrew?
ilovescots3: andrew was there too
ilovescots3: awkward
Blucat500: is andrew a teddy bear?
Dre2387: and the dance usa brass orchestra
ilovescots3: thats like a billionsome
thelesmizkid: Yes, I had sex with an invisble teddy bear
ilovescots3: invincible teddy bear!
Dre2387: invincible, invisible teddy beaer
Blucat500: like jesus!
fallentuba: lol wow..
thelesmizkid: I did not have sex with anyone involved with DRS
ilovescots3: yes you did!
thelesmizkid: No, I did not
ilovescots3: you said andrew was the father!
Blucat500: thats true
thelesmizkid: No!
thelesmizkid: THE BOY IS ANDREW ASNES, JR.
fallentuba: and OMG don't deny having sex with anyone involved with DRS..that would not be a bad thing lol
ilovescots3: AND I AM NEXT IN LINE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANDREW K THX
Blucat500: you don't know who the father is?
ilovescots3: norb would be odd to have sex with
thelesmizkid: This has proven to be hilarious
Dre2387: lol
thelesmizkid: ANDREW ASNES JR. IS MY SON
Dre2387: very
thelesmizkid: MY NEW HUSBAND IS...
ilovescots3: WHO IS THE FATHER?!
thelesmizkid: Gavroche Thenardier
Blucat500: haha
Dre2387: what about david?
Blucat500: gasp you cheated on david!
thelesmizkid: David has nothing to do with this.
ilovescots3: whoa david will be crushed!!
thelesmizkid: DAVID HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
Blucat500: david is gay
ilovescots3: i knew it!
thelesmizkid: *gasp*
Blucat500: with norbert leo butz/
fallentuba: whos david?
Dre2387: gav's lover
Blucat500: david the sexalicious tenor of gavs dreams
ilovescots3: yes gav talks of him often
ilovescots3: she wants him
thelesmizkid: NO
ilovescots3: and has a website for him
Blucat500: makes avatars ofhim
ilovescots3: and is obsessed
ilovescots3: so gav, are you saying, that david is in no way the baby's father?
thelesmizkid: Yes
ilovescots3: gav i can not believ that you cheated on david with sherie and with andrew and with a teddy bear and with the dance team usa brass section and with norb
fallentuba: that is soo cool!
thelesmizkid: Bad timing, Ali
Dre2387: must have been a long night!
ilovescots3: *sings the girl gets around from footloose*
thelesmizkid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thelesmizkid: You guys...suck...
ilovescots3: no gav, apparently you do
ilovescots3: oh man that was so dirty
thelesmizkid has left the chat room.
ilovescots3: i really did enjoy that sucking remark
thelesmizkid has entered the chat room.
fallentuba: lol that was hilarious
Dre2387: that was bad liz
thelesmizkid: I LOVE ANDREW ASNES...JUNIOR...
Dre2387: low
Dre2387: but funny
ilovescots3: oh she knows i was kidding and that i love her
Blucat500: who is getting low now?
ilovescots3: LMAO
Blucat500: gav again?
ilovescots3: see now yell at cat too
Blucat500: lol
Dre2387: lol
thelesmizkid: Omg.
ilovescots3: hahaha
thelesmizkid: Ah, SH*T.
Blucat500: now you're just sexually paranoid
Blucat500: where is dr house when you need him
thelesmizkid: *feels sexy*
thelesmizkid: Oh!
ilovescots3: whoa
Blucat500: whoa cut that out
ilovescots3: gav youa re 12!
Blucat500: *gets hose*
ilovescots3: lmao hose her down!


better.

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Updated On: 10/27/05 at 11:05 PM

gah I can't believe I read all that a second time...

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Glad you had fun yesterday!

- Barb - that rooth canal treatment. Ughhh. I hate going to the dentists.
- Dre - I got your postcard yesterday...and you are right your writing is a little "ugly" lol. I needed 10 minutes to read the whole text. lol And I must say that your University is absolutely beautiful...mine was not
Oh, and radio show today, I will be here

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Updated On: 10/28/05 at 02:23 AM

"Blucat500: does he pay it in extra stuffing and spare button eyes/" BEST CHAT QUOTE EVER!

What's going to happen to the show once the Norb/John chemistry is gone? I know it'll still be great, but they were so close.

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of course we will!

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i could send you the whole thing, but what is on here is just the good stuff.

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Updated On: 10/28/05 at 08:13 AM

Yes, tis' Friday. One more day until I see AIDA. I am SO friggin' excited.

"Apparently...yesterday between the evening and matinee shows, a homeless man somehow walked into the DRS stage door, found his way to wardrobe, and attempted to wash his hair. Understandably, got into a large quarrel w/ one of the wardrobe/hair/make-up ppl, and was finally escorted out by the cops."

That's a little bit funny...but that scared me a little...

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no, it was harrison.

thanks for listening annie! it's cool that the songs are listened all the way in Hungary. lol.

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awwww! how closer are you to getting the money? $120 is like almost half a plane ticket.

btw, how old is your sister?

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I love that picture

Yay Kerrie for your computer!!!!!!!!

I have questions:

1. Sweeney Todd has a disgusting plot but the musical is good?
2. Does anyone have the Carols for a cure by now?
3. Jonathan Pryce was in the movie Evita?

Edit: my sis is 29 and I am 25.

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Updated On: 10/28/05 at 01:05 PM

Aren't they adorable?

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Updated On: 10/28/05 at 01:15 PM

kerrie, do you think you could send the cd to me when you get your computer back? thanks!

yeah, I love the pic of norb and sheire in L5Y.

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