The Rent Welcome Wagon — Page 51

I think this guy wins for the RUDEST ever!!

So we sit there in stormy silence, after he goes, "Fine, alright." (at me paying for parking - can I add that he deliberately parked at the underground parking with a freaking $10 flat rate - I know that's cheap by NYC standards, but elsewhere, that's just ridiculous - even though there were empty parallel parking spots on the street)

So we get into the restaurant and we're the first ppl there (we were supposed to double date with the couple who sort of brought us together).

And we're looking at hte menu and I go, "Hmm...I think I want the sirloin for my entree but I'm starving. I don't know what I want for appetizer."

AND THE LITTLE MOTHER F*CKER ACTUALLY GIVES ME A ONCE OVER AND GOES, - get this -

"Are you sure that's a good idea?"

30 dollars of gas gets me to Philladelphia (from DC) and back WITH a half a tank to spare...

And I have a 92 CHevy Lumina.

A good Idea. Come to DC, I'll give you a good ****ing idea!
And I would disown the friends that set me up for this.

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Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:04 AM

WHAT?!

~Steven

LOL...I'm sorry I have to laugh. Not a poor Tiff's horrible date, but at the fact that there are guys that can ACTUALLY be so stupid.

Ugh, yes, guys are so stupid.

Then why do I love 'em so much? Haha.

~Steven

NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!

O my gosh...
I so wanna hunt this guy down and beat him up...
or make someone else do it cuz I know I wouldn't be able to...

~Steven

Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:07 AM

SLAP HIM

That boy has NO RIGHT, and it's a F*CKing first date! My god, where do people get off with these things?

I didn't walk out because my friends still had yet to come and I didn't want to be rude. Believe it or not, this isn't even the worst date I've been on. (Som has heard about the worse one.)


Oh yeah, did I tell you the guy's a Conservative? (the Cdn equivalent of a Republican --ewwww)

Anyway, so while we're making strained coversation before our friends come, we're talking about car insurance. Harmless enough, right? And he says something to the effect of, "It sucks that people under 25 have to pay more. Real bitch because blah-de-blah-blah. Instead, they should look at those goddamn streetracers and all those immigrants who can't drive properly!"

(Note: Vancouver has a whole lotta Asians - incl. myself. And Asians happen to be the predominant race in streetracing accidents here)

So I go, "Oh, like what immigrants?" (Irony - both of us are Crim students and immigration officers at the airport)

"Well, no offense, but the Asians. We shouldn't have to pay more insurance just because the Asians keep getting into accidents."

"Excuse me. What does that make me? I'm second-generation Canadian."

"Oh, I don't mean YOU. I mean, you know, other Asians. Immigrants."

"Like my parents?"

"Well, no offense, but yeah."

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So our friends come and of course my girlfriend and I take the requisite trip to the bathroom where I tell her everything that's just went down.

She says, "Oh, maybe he's just nervous. Make him feel at ease and things will be fine."

I mean, I dunno what happened to buddy. I knew him fairly well from work and school and he was NEVER like this.

AND he was checking out other women while we were out. Even my friend commented on it while we were sitting at hte table.

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You actually did not walk out on this racist, sex-focused, controlling, narrow-minded, exploitative pig?

*headdesk* (actually, headlaptop)

So he's acting like normal once our friends are there, more or less (aside from the macking on the waitress bit) and I tell him I need some alcohol, stat.

And he says if I expect him to pay for my dinner, it's not going to include an alcohol tab because he doesn't drink.

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