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[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:03am

this is classic!

he so wants to be slapped! b**** slapped!!!

[AnotherJK]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:03am

I think this guy wins for the RUDEST ever!!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:03am

Bitch-slapped to the CURB.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:04am

So we sit there in stormy silence, after he goes, "Fine, alright." (at me paying for parking - can I add that he deliberately parked at the underground parking with a freaking $10 flat rate - I know that's cheap by NYC standards, but elsewhere, that's just ridiculous - even though there were empty parallel parking spots on the street)

So we get into the restaurant and we're the first ppl there (we were supposed to double date with the couple who sort of brought us together).

And we're looking at hte menu and I go, "Hmm...I think I want the sirloin for my entree but I'm starving. I don't know what I want for appetizer."

AND THE LITTLE MOTHER F*CKER ACTUALLY GIVES ME A ONCE OVER AND GOES, - get this -

"Are you sure that's a good idea?"

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:04am

Haha. Yes.

~Steven

[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:04am

30 dollars of gas gets me to Philladelphia (from DC) and back WITH a half a tank to spare...

And I have a 92 CHevy Lumina.

A good Idea. Come to DC, I'll give you a good ****ing idea!
And I would disown the friends that set me up for this.

Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:04 AM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:05am

Oh. My. God. Who IS this thing?

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:05am

WHAT?!

~Steven

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:06am

And of course you said, "OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA, BITCH! YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT AND I'M GOING TO EAT"

Tiff, with all the money this is costing you, you could've just hitched a few rides to Ohio. I'd let you stay with me.

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:06am

LOL...I'm sorry I have to laugh. Not a poor Tiff's horrible date, but at the fact that there are guys that can ACTUALLY be so stupid.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:06am

And my mouth drops open and I'm thinking, guys are stupid. Maybe he didn't mean it the way it sounded, so I sort of stutter something like, "Heh..heh...w-w-what do you mean?" and he goes, (and note to any guys ever reading this - NEVER EVER SAY THIS), "Well, you're kinda cute, but you gotta admit, you're a bit chubby."

I nearly fell over. Instead my eyes bogged out of my head and I started doing the Ally McBeal laugh of hysteria.

Not like good hysteria. Like the hysteria of "Is this karma slapping me in the face???"

Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:06 AM

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:07am

Ugh, yes, guys are so stupid.

Then why do I love 'em so much? Haha.

~Steven

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:07am

He did not. Why didn't you walk out??? What a SH*T!

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:07am

NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!

O my gosh...
I so wanna hunt this guy down and beat him up...
or make someone else do it cuz I know I wouldn't be able to...

~Steven Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:07 AM

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:08am

WOW...just when I thought it was bad enough. That's HORRIBLE.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:08am

SLAP HIM

That boy has NO RIGHT, and it's a F*CKing first date! My god, where do people get off with these things?

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:11am

not possible...

no one could really be that stupid!!!!

ah me...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:11am

I didn't walk out because my friends still had yet to come and I didn't want to be rude. Believe it or not, this isn't even the worst date I've been on. (Som has heard about the worse one.)


Oh yeah, did I tell you the guy's a Conservative? (the Cdn equivalent of a Republican --ewwww)

Anyway, so while we're making strained coversation before our friends come, we're talking about car insurance. Harmless enough, right? And he says something to the effect of, "It sucks that people under 25 have to pay more. Real bitch because blah-de-blah-blah. Instead, they should look at those goddamn streetracers and all those immigrants who can't drive properly!"

(Note: Vancouver has a whole lotta Asians - incl. myself. And Asians happen to be the predominant race in streetracing accidents here)

So I go, "Oh, like what immigrants?" (Irony - both of us are Crim students and immigration officers at the airport)

"Well, no offense, but the Asians. We shouldn't have to pay more insurance just because the Asians keep getting into accidents."

"Excuse me. What does that make me? I'm second-generation Canadian."

"Oh, I don't mean YOU. I mean, you know, other Asians. Immigrants."

"Like my parents?"

"Well, no offense, but yeah."

[camerangel]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:13am

This is horrible.. I can't believe that there is someone out there THIS F***ing Stupid!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:14am

So our friends come and of course my girlfriend and I take the requisite trip to the bathroom where I tell her everything that's just went down.

She says, "Oh, maybe he's just nervous. Make him feel at ease and things will be fine."

I mean, I dunno what happened to buddy. I knew him fairly well from work and school and he was NEVER like this.

AND he was checking out other women while we were out. Even my friend commented on it while we were sitting at hte table.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:14am

NO WAY!!!

Woo hoo for Asians by the way. AZN Pride, what what! Haha.

~Steven

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:14am

You actually did not walk out on this racist, sex-focused, controlling, narrow-minded, exploitative pig?

*headdesk* (actually, headlaptop)

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:14am

seriously --- I couldn't write somethis this tragic (and hysterical) if I tried....

save this one tiff - it'll make you a fortune one day and you can make him look like and a** on film!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:15am

So he's acting like normal once our friends are there, more or less (aside from the macking on the waitress bit) and I tell him I need some alcohol, stat.

And he says if I expect him to pay for my dinner, it's not going to include an alcohol tab because he doesn't drink.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:15am

Haha, doesn't sound like a bad idea, Fredi. Go for it, Tiff!

~Steven