And he looks relieved and goes, "Oh, I'm glad you have your wallet with you. I hate thsoe girls who expect guys to pay for them all the time. Espcially since you ate more than I did, it seems fair that you pay." And I'm thinking, he said he would pick up MY tab and now what? But I couldn't be a bitch and be all, "You said you'd pay for me." right??
And I'm like, this little mofo wants to go dutch. But I grit my teeth and pull out my share of the bill. (Btw, I HATE going dutch. I find it tacky.) Then I realize he's not pulling out his wallet.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell