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[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:15am

::smacks forehead::
This sounds like a REALLY REALLY bad episode of Sex and the City.

Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:15 AM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:16am

Can I play Tiff in the movie?

What a shmuck. I hate stupid men. Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:16 AM

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:16am

And his point?

He should be paying for every cent if he's actually said and done the things that you speak of! You shouldn't have to make yourself suffer anymore!

~Steven Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:16 AM

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:17am

Fredi, make him pay to be included in it- he'll look like an ass trying to get his fifteen minutes of fame.

Tiff, at least you'll get the royalties out of this.

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:18am

actually - it sounds like a really GREAT episode of SITC...

shubert - you'll have to ask tiff if you can play her...

i just want to direct it

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:18am

Tiff, can I play you?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:19am

Oh man, I'm like shaking with anger right now.

So Mr. Nasty goes and orders BBQ ribs. And it's all over his mouth. It's hysterical because he's totally oblivious.

And we're eating the appys, and I point out bluntly that maybe I should just skip my entree since he doesn't think I should. (I mean, sarcastically, but anyway.) And he goes, "Well, if you are you should probably tell the waitress before it gets here!" HELLO STUPID.

And can I comment on his attire? SILVER SHIRT people. With nice jeans. I think designer. But SILVER SHIRT. Hello, are we going to a rave?

I've gotta face this F*CKer on Tuesday!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:20am

And when you do, you'll slap him properly. I'm sure.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:20am

Haha, I'll make the score.

~Steven

[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:20am

Well, I meant bad in the sense that the situation is awful. Although you COULD write a GREAT article on this one, Tiff!

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:21am

Well, the good thing about seeing him on Tuesday is you can give him a big ol' kick you know where.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:21am

Shbrt, you can definitely play me, but keep in mind I'm thinking Tom Arnold or someone equally sexy for Jaydon's role. (Oh, can I also point out that I discovered that once he takes off the Von Dutch cap --- yes, I know, my first warning signal should've been the Von Dutch cap --- he's got a balding spot. Buddy's in his mid-20s. Ech.) And buddy's portly! Like Jack Black! I STILL don't know how that "kinda chubby" bit came in. I'm still shell-shocked.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:21am

O no, what's on Tuesday? How do you know this guy?

~Steven

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:22am

Jaydon. He even sounds like an ass.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:22am

What happened to the other couple?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:22am

I am seriously thinking of doing an article for the paper I write for about how F*CKing stupid men are. I give up. I wish I were a lesbiaaaaan. There's 2:1 other fishies in the sea. (Sorry, I had a moment.)




Oh, so the bill comes.

[JoAnne1]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:22am

you needn't be worried about this
SERIOUSLY LESS THAN PIECE OF SH**

you outrank him in every way.... worry not.

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP - WHOOAA
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP - WHOOOA
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP - WHOOAA
HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH!!!!!

and he can basically kiss your patutie.

seriously - not worth a second thought....

smile - say hello (IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT) and go on about your totally more interesting life.

don't even discuss it with the fixing up friends - just don't take any more wooden nickels from them.

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:23am

Ugh. This is entirely upsetting. And ironically amusing. I'm sorry for your pain, though, Tiff, ha!

~Steven

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:23am

When you walk through a storm....

Fredi's totally right. Has everyone read that book "He's Just Not That Into You"? Expert advice on chucking losers like that. He's not worth your time and energy. Updated On: 11/28/04 at 02:23 AM

[VivaBohemia]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:24am

Were your friends COMPLETELY oblivious to this obvious disconnection?

[BroadwayGirl107]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:24am

Take Fredi's advice...not mine

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:24am

Well the girl in that couple's a good friend of mine, and also a Crim major, but thing is aside from his checking out the waitress, Jaydon was nice --> passive agressively rude to me when they were present. The other guy is kinda bland. I don't really know him aside from when we go out as a group. Jaydon probably thinks I have a bowel problem because Andrea (my girlfriend) and I made so many trips to the bathroom.


So finally Andrea and Matt leave because Matt has to work early tomorrow. I was like, "Score, this is my ticket out." But buddy wants to stay and "chat" and I'm kinda stuck with him until he wants to go home.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:25am

So he's there now?

[HeyMrMusic]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:25am

Yeah, what Fredi said. Do that.

~Steven

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/28/04 at 2:26am

What now? No, I'm back home now.

But it was just the two of us and the bill.

And I'm reaching slooooowly for my wallet. (Ladies, I don't think I'm setting back the feminist movement when I say that I like a bit o' chivarly and courtship here and there when the guy is comin' into the girl right? So I'm kinda expecting him to pick up the tab.)