The Rent Welcome Wagon
#1575The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:17pm
Aw, poor Beka.
Welcome back, Fredi!
Is anyone watching Christmas at Rockefeller Center?
~Steven
#1576The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:18pm
Gee, that's the last time I use my self-portrait as my avatar. Is it the hair? I can fix my hair.
PS. Fredi, cab drivers scare me enough. I can't imagine driving in Manhattan!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1577The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:20pmWell Tiff the hair is frightening, but your nose needs some serious work! Not to be mean or anything.. Oh and the sunken cheaks, shouldn't you put a little meat on your bones?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1578The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:20pm
tiff - i think it's the nose... have you ever considered plastic surgery?
heymr - i started watching it but i'm jewish and all the christmas carols started to annoy me...
EDIT - cam we wrote the same thing about the nose... haha
Updated On: 11/30/04 at 08:20 PM
#1579The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:20pm
Haha, Tiff.
Yeah, driving seems really scary in the City.
~Steven
#1580The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:22pm
Aw, they definitely should have like a "Hannukah on Long Island" and light a giant menorah or something, it's only fair! Haha.
~Steven
#1581The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:23pm
Beka, you know what they say great minds!
Tiff I can probably give you some hair tips and maybe makeup too, provided you STOP selling me out!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1582The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:23pmconsidering that 99% of people on l.i. are jewish anyway... lol
#1583The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:24pm
What's wrong with the sunken cheekbones? I was informed that I was a little chubby and took it to heart.
And no on the nosejob. I like to be as natural as possible, even if I get mistaken for a leper.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1584The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:25pm
Well maybe some well placed makeup will help.. I have just the stuff
**starts to hand Tiff makeup then hesitates**
Are you going to play nice?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1585The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:25pmnatural... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. remember that interview on ABC or something, when he said he got surgery so that he could breath better through his nose so he could sing better? let's take a gander at the size of those nostrils...
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#1586The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:26pm
you guys are really funny...
I'm a truck girl myself - gimma Ford (Sportrac, F150, etc.) anyday...
definitley and SUV - I hate little, low-to-the-ground cars. Especially up here with TONS of snow!!!!
I wrote a duet for Michael and R. Kelly to the tune of I believe I can fly...
Lyrics far to "off-color" to print here - but you can bet it's funny!!
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1587The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:27pm
oh i really wanna read that duet! can you PM us?? please?
#1588The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:27pm
Haha, yeah, I'm like a minority on the Island.
I love the Jews, it's all good, haha.
~Steven
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#1589The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:28pm
I'll think about it
driving in NYC isn't that bad once you get used to it
(hahahahahahaha) and I've got a bridge for sale.... in Brooklyn!
#1590The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:28pm
My Saturn is an SUV and I love it.. I couldn't drive a car if I had to.. I'm a truck girl myself.. Theres no way I could go back to cars now.
That's not fair about the song.. I'm very curious.. That's such a tease..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#1591The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:29pm
I'll pm the song to anyone over 18 - I'm not getting cussed by anyone's parents...
(like I would to anyone who gave MY kids lyrics like these
#1592The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:29pm
I don't drive...I'm of age, I'm just terrified to...haha.
~Steven
#1593The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:30pm
**happy dance**
I'm well over 18!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1594The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:31pm
PM it! I mean, I don't condone vulgarity or anything.....
Whaaat? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1596The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:32pmYou know we love you Tiff! It's just that thing on your face..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1598The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:36pm
Beka, that would be irresponsible! And I would understand completely if Fredi didn't share for fear we would send it to those under 18..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1599The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/30/04 at 8:38pm
*sniff* Well I'm MUCH more mature than that, so trust me Fredi! Send it here! Don't worry, I won't send it to anyone unsavory.
Edited the incriminating part of my post in case it was taken seriously.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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