Skip to main content
Shop Merch Add a Show Listing
My Shows
News on your favorite shows, specials & more!

The Rent Welcome Wagon — Page 64

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.

#1576

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Aw, poor Beka.

Welcome back, Fredi!

Is anyone watching Christmas at Rockefeller Center?

~Steven
#1577

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Gee, that's the last time I use my self-portrait as my avatar. Is it the hair? I can fix my hair.



PS. Fredi, cab drivers scare me enough. I can't imagine driving in Manhattan!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1578

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Well Tiff the hair is frightening, but your nose needs some serious work! Not to be mean or anything.. Oh and the sunken cheaks, shouldn't you put a little meat on your bones?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1579

The Rent Welcome Wagon

tiff - i think it's the nose... have you ever considered plastic surgery?


heymr - i started watching it but i'm jewish and all the christmas carols started to annoy me...


EDIT - cam we wrote the same thing about the nose... haha

Updated On: 11/30/04 at 08:20 PM

#1580

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Haha, Tiff.

Yeah, driving seems really scary in the City.

~Steven
#1581

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Aw, they definitely should have like a "Hannukah on Long Island" and light a giant menorah or something, it's only fair! Haha.

~Steven
#1582

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Beka, you know what they say great minds!

Tiff I can probably give you some hair tips and maybe makeup too, provided you STOP selling me out!

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1583

The Rent Welcome Wagon

considering that 99% of people on l.i. are jewish anyway... lol
#1584

The Rent Welcome Wagon

What's wrong with the sunken cheekbones? I was informed that I was a little chubby and took it to heart.

And no on the nosejob. I like to be as natural as possible, even if I get mistaken for a leper.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1585

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Well maybe some well placed makeup will help.. I have just the stuff

**starts to hand Tiff makeup then hesitates**

Are you going to play nice?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1586

The Rent Welcome Wagon

natural... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. remember that interview on ABC or something, when he said he got surgery so that he could breath better through his nose so he could sing better? let's take a gander at the size of those nostrils...
#1587

The Rent Welcome Wagon

you guys are really funny...The Rent Welcome Wagon

I'm a truck girl myself - gimma Ford (Sportrac, F150, etc.) anyday...

definitley and SUV - I hate little, low-to-the-ground cars. Especially up here with TONS of snow!!!!

I wrote a duet for Michael and R. Kelly to the tune of I believe I can fly...

Lyrics far to "off-color" to print here - but you can bet it's funny!!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#1588

The Rent Welcome Wagon

oh i really wanna read that duet! can you PM us?? please? The Rent Welcome Wagon
#1589

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Haha, yeah, I'm like a minority on the Island.

I love the Jews, it's all good, haha.

~Steven
#1590

The Rent Welcome Wagon

I'll think about it The Rent Welcome Wagon

driving in NYC isn't that bad once you get used to it
(hahahahahahaha) and I've got a bridge for sale.... in Brooklyn!


"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#1591

The Rent Welcome Wagon

My Saturn is an SUV and I love it.. I couldn't drive a car if I had to.. I'm a truck girl myself.. Theres no way I could go back to cars now.

That's not fair about the song.. I'm very curious.. That's such a tease..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

Updated On: 11/30/04 at 08:28 PM

#1592

The Rent Welcome Wagon

I'll pm the song to anyone over 18 - I'm not getting cussed by anyone's parents...

(like I would to anyone who gave MY kids lyrics like these The Rent Welcome Wagon
"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB
#1593

The Rent Welcome Wagon

I don't drive...I'm of age, I'm just terrified to...haha.

~Steven
#1594

The Rent Welcome Wagon

**happy dance**

I'm well over 18!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1595

The Rent Welcome Wagon

PM it! I mean, I don't condone vulgarity or anything.....


Whaaat? Why is everyone looking at me like that?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1596

The Rent Welcome Wagon

I'm not The Rent Welcome Wagon.

But I am in college...

~Steven
#1597

The Rent Welcome Wagon

You know we love you Tiff! It's just that thing on your face..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1598

The Rent Welcome Wagon

ughh come onN!!! someone can PM it to me The Rent Welcome Wagon
#1599

The Rent Welcome Wagon

Beka, that would be irresponsible! And I would understand completely if Fredi didn't share for fear we would send it to those under 18..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1600

The Rent Welcome Wagon

*sniff* Well I'm MUCH more mature than that, so trust me Fredi! Send it here! Don't worry, I won't send it to anyone unsavory.

Edited the incriminating part of my post in case it was taken seriously. The Rent Welcome Wagon
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 11/30/04 at 08:38 PM

Maximum Thread Size of 5,000 Messages Reached
Please Start a New Thread!

BroadwayWorld TV


Ticket Central
Hot Show
Tickets From $59
Hot Show
Tickets From $58
Hot Show
Tickets From $106
Hot Show
Tickets From $71