The Rent Welcome Wagon
#2325The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:16amTiff do tell...
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2326The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:16am
I'd soooo join coffeeholics anon.
and Fredi, I agree that starbucks coffee isn't that good, but you should try the Serena Organic blend. VERY smooth.
Plus, i get everything at Starbucks free.
And I'm VERY good, and lay off the caffeine when I'm actually doing a show....but right now, there's just SO much schoolwork, that coffee is vital.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2327The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:18am
That is soo not right.. I have been waiting for that to come out well since the first movie was in theatres.. I'm such a LOTR geek.. I've loved those books since 2nd grade..
**grabs popcorn and sits patiently waiting for story time with Tiff*
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2328The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:18amyay! storytime
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2329The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:18amThere is a fabulous Easter egg on the DVD :)
#2330The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:19amShub-now you are being cruel and teasing me..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#2331The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:19am
BST
ca fait rien - ne pense pas de ca au future...
quand je suis vraiment creve - j'ai rein sense d'humor...
#2332The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:23am
According to Babelfish on Altavista, Fredi just said this:
"Ca does anything - does not think of Ca of future... when I am really creve - j'ai kidney sense d'humor..."
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#2333The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:24am
tiff - i don't wish to be rude to those who don't parle francais so I will answer in english
but we can practice in pm's - it's good for me to write it - that was always my weakest point.
I lived in France (btw "en France" is correct) for 18 months - 6 in Nice and a year in Paris. Absolutely LOVED it... also where I got my love of the world's greatest coffee *sighs*
::dreams wistfully of gimungous bowl-like cup of cafe au lait made to heavenly perfection::
I also speak some spanish (read a little - write none) but would like to improve - worked in Mexico for 3 months and was doing well but that was a looooooonnnnng time ago.
And a small amount of German as well.
I've always been fascinated by languages. To me, there were like learning new music ....
#2334The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:25am
You get your Starbucks free?? What gives? I've got friends who are baristas here and they only get 40% off! (Hey, is it true that the beans are over-roasted so it loses a lot of the caffeine? I know it's overpriced, but I'm addicted to the caramel macchiatos with long espresso and light whipped. Oh god....)
So I was doing working on Chronicles of Riddick - oops, let's call it "Unnamed Vin Diesel movie". *cough* It was my first day on the set, and there was a HUGE turnover because it was behind schedule and the hours were long and it was all studio and people were getting antsy. So, my first day, I feel like I need to prove myself. And they have these "necromongers", who are like, some futuristic soldier folks (and, as I alluded to before, many of them were pompous, pretentious Asshole extras - but that's a whole other story). They're all wearing scaly black costumes and helmets.
So I see one nibbling at the cast/crew table by himself and I prompty march over there to boot him on his merry way back to extras holding.
Me: Excuse me. This table here is only for cast and crew. And I don't think the stars are going to like it much if the extras have finished all their food. You've got craftie on the other end.
Him: Uh, are you new?
Me: Does it matter?
Him: Have we met?
Me: Nope.
Him: Hi, I'm Karl Urban.
Me: Great. I'm Tiffany ___.
Him: Can I check your call sheet for a minute?
Me: *shrug* Sure.
Him: Oh good, I'm still on there.
Me: What?
Vin: (coming up from behind) Yo Karl. Dave (the director) wants to show us something.
Karl: Nice to meet you, Tiffany.
Me: *putting a gun to my head*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2335The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:27amI totally agree, Fredi. I definitely need to brush up. My reading comprehension's pretty good, but my speaking and writing are getting weaker by the day. esp not good when I'm working the federal job either. (Quebecois are not amused when the "fed officers" aren't completely fluent.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2336The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:27am
I love babelfish. For hours of amusement, type something in, translate it into another language, and then back into english.
Example:
Shub, your sig becomes:
4 prikhodil to the conclusion that one worthless person are caused by
disgrace, that 2 are caused yuridicheskayaa firm, and that 3 or more
greatly go by the congress
when translated into russian and back again
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2337The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:27am
And Tiff embarrasses herself again.. I'm noticing a pattern with you..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2338The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:28am
Oh, Tifffff....*weeps*
Wow, interesting sig I have...
Updated On: 12/2/04 at 02:28 AM
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#2339The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:29am
"Ca does anything - does not think of Ca of future... when I am really creve - j'ai kidney sense d'humor..."
my first genuine laugh of the day..... thanks..
literal translation...
it does(or makes) nothing - when I am truly exhausted I have no sense of humor..
"it does nothing" is a close as french get's to "don't worry about it...."
once you understand the pictures in their idioms (just like ours) it helps you build phrases better. Of course, you must have some vocab to work with. That's where I am with spanish right now..
nessesito hablar mas!
#2340The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:30am
Tiff- About Starbucks, yeah, corporate policy is that baristas only get 30% off on their off days. But my manager rocks, and has decided that we get everything free.
As for French, my reading and speaking are fine, but my writing is soooooo not up to par.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2341The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:31am
Where the hell did "kidney" come from?
All right, everyone, enjoy...I'm off to bed!
#2342The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:31am
Well all I'm going to call it a night.. I will talk to you tomorrow..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2343The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:31amhehe I speak Frenglish at work. If it's been a really busy day, it's FreChinglish.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
JoAnne1
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/20/04
#2344The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:31am
and speaking of LOTR
did Lucas rip Tolkein off or what?
when I saw LOTR - I was like OMG this is STAR WARS!!
which is why I've outline a wonderful parody that's a conglomerate of the two...
#2346The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:32am
Is it R-rated as well?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2347The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:33am
what exactly would a Kidney sense of humor be?
And Fredi, in response to the French (which I understood...yay me), I know. Probably should have made sure it was cool with you if i called you nuts. Nothing but love!!!
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2348The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:34amb_s_t, it's not entirely your fault. I'm the one who wrote it to begin with.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2349The Rent Welcome Wagon..
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:36am
that's true! all your fault. ::goes to grab flaming pitchfork::
and I'm guessing kidney came from "rien"
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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