The Rent Welcome Wagon — Page 94

I'd soooo join coffeeholics anon.

and Fredi, I agree that starbucks coffee isn't that good, but you should try the Serena Organic blend. VERY smooth.

Plus, i get everything at Starbucks free.

And I'm VERY good, and lay off the caffeine when I'm actually doing a show....but right now, there's just SO much schoolwork, that coffee is vital.

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yay! storytime

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Shub-now you are being cruel and teasing me..

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According to Babelfish on Altavista, Fredi just said this:

"Ca does anything - does not think of Ca of future... when I am really creve - j'ai kidney sense d'humor..."

You get your Starbucks free?? What gives? I've got friends who are baristas here and they only get 40% off! (Hey, is it true that the beans are over-roasted so it loses a lot of the caffeine? I know it's overpriced, but I'm addicted to the caramel macchiatos with long espresso and light whipped. Oh god....)


So I was doing working on Chronicles of Riddick - oops, let's call it "Unnamed Vin Diesel movie". *cough* It was my first day on the set, and there was a HUGE turnover because it was behind schedule and the hours were long and it was all studio and people were getting antsy. So, my first day, I feel like I need to prove myself. And they have these "necromongers", who are like, some futuristic soldier folks (and, as I alluded to before, many of them were pompous, pretentious Asshole extras - but that's a whole other story). They're all wearing scaly black costumes and helmets.

So I see one nibbling at the cast/crew table by himself and I prompty march over there to boot him on his merry way back to extras holding.

Me: Excuse me. This table here is only for cast and crew. And I don't think the stars are going to like it much if the extras have finished all their food. You've got craftie on the other end.
Him: Uh, are you new?
Me: Does it matter?
Him: Have we met?
Me: Nope.
Him: Hi, I'm Karl Urban.
Me: Great. I'm Tiffany ___.
Him: Can I check your call sheet for a minute?
Me: *shrug* Sure.
Him: Oh good, I'm still on there.
Me: What?
Vin: (coming up from behind) Yo Karl. Dave (the director) wants to show us something.
Karl: Nice to meet you, Tiffany.
Me: *putting a gun to my head*

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Updated On: 12/2/04 at 02:25 AM

I love babelfish. For hours of amusement, type something in, translate it into another language, and then back into english.
Example:

Shub, your sig becomes:
4 prikhodil to the conclusion that one worthless person are caused by
disgrace, that 2 are caused yuridicheskayaa firm, and that 3 or more
greatly go by the congress

when translated into russian and back again

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Oh, Tifffff....*weeps*

Wow, interesting sig I have...

Updated On: 12/2/04 at 02:28 AM

Tiff- About Starbucks, yeah, corporate policy is that baristas only get 30% off on their off days. But my manager rocks, and has decided that we get everything free.

As for French, my reading and speaking are fine, but my writing is soooooo not up to par.

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Well all I'm going to call it a night.. I will talk to you tomorrow..

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and speaking of LOTR

did Lucas rip Tolkein off or what?

when I saw LOTR - I was like OMG this is STAR WARS!!

which is why I've outline a wonderful parody that's a conglomerate of the two...

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Is it R-rated as well?

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b_s_t, it's not entirely your fault. I'm the one who wrote it to begin with.

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