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#75the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:39pmOK, who is Russell Simmons?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#76the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:40pm
If Bobby Trendy ain't a skank, I don't know who is.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#77the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:40pm
Yeah, I would remove RR and Angeline Jolie, but that's just my opinion.
Adding to the list: Anna Nicole Smith
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#78the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:41pm
Cheese-I do think skanks have to be girls, but in Emeril's case can we make an exception?
I don't agree with Anna NIcole Smith-too pretty.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#79the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:41pm
"Adding to the list: Anna Nicole Smith"
I'll second that, but I still hope she gets the money.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#80the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pmBOBBY TRENDY!!!! I get it now. And what about that little guy from E now - (not Ryan Seacrest - but on the subject) The bleached blonde with the black eyebrows and the lame jackets! He is like Liberace without the talent!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#81the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pm
I LOVE Bai Ling! She's such fantastic entertainment.
I'd remove Angelina Jolie, as well.
Dottie- Russell Simmons is the CEO/President/Whatever of Def Jam Records.
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#82the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pmActually, I think an exception should be made for Bobby Trendy.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#83the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pmAnita Bryant is skank emeritus, now confined to the bowels of Branson.
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#84the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pmBai Ling is the world's greatest skank. How can you not love that woman?
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#85the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pmI'd put Bobby Trendy towards the top, and knock Angelina Jolie and Anna Nicole Smith off the list. You can have Rachel Ray in return.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#86the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pm
Lil' Kim speaks for herself. Well, her crotch does at least.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#87the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:44pmI'll second the nomination.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#88the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:44pmJane2 - your power of barganing is amazing. Even I bought that one.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#89the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:46pm
Cheez, do you mean Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model fame? You know he and Miss J are TOTAL skanks!!!
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#90the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:46pm
Really, Anna Nicole Smith isn't a skank? In those TrimSpa commercials: "You like my bo-oooody?"
Okay...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#91the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:47pmOh, Kitz, I like Jay Manuel (not that picture of him, though).
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#92the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:47pmugh, Miss Jay, make it stop, it's so hideous.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#93the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:48pmThe Jays arent quite skanks, but Tyra is gettin' close!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#94the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:49pm
I think this thread is hurtful to all the skanks of the world and those who love them. You people are mean!
Yeah... not even I can keep a straight face.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#96the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:50pmCalvin, you're on a roll.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#97the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:51pm
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I almost forgot
The Grand Duchess of Skanks Donatella Versace
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#98the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:52pm
Official skank nominated and seconded
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#99the skank tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:52pm
Oh Calvin! My eyes!
Yes Kitz, that's exactly who I mean. Yuck.
I have a spot in my heart for Anna Nicole, but it's her skankiness that has sort of endeared herself to me. And I think she is also a bit on the mentally challenged beam.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
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