The Skank Tank — Page 4

#76

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:39pm

OK, who is Russell Simmons?

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#77

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:40pm

If Bobby Trendy ain't a skank, I don't know who is.

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#78

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:40pm

Yeah, I would remove RR and Angeline Jolie, but that's just my opinion.

Adding to the list: Anna Nicole Smith

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#79

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:41pm

Cheese-I do think skanks have to be girls, but in Emeril's case can we make an exception?

I don't agree with Anna NIcole Smith-too pretty.

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#80

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:41pm

"Adding to the list: Anna Nicole Smith"

I'll second that, but I still hope she gets the money.

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#81

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pm

BOBBY TRENDY!!!! I get it now. And what about that little guy from E now - (not Ryan Seacrest - but on the subject) The bleached blonde with the black eyebrows and the lame jackets! He is like Liberace without the talent!

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#82

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pm

I LOVE Bai Ling! She's such fantastic entertainment.

I'd remove Angelina Jolie, as well.

Dottie- Russell Simmons is the CEO/President/Whatever of Def Jam Records.

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#83

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:42pm

Actually, I think an exception should be made for Bobby Trendy.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#84

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pm

Anita Bryant is skank emeritus, now confined to the bowels of Branson.

#85

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pm

Bai Ling is the world's greatest skank. How can you not love that woman?

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#86

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pm

I'd put Bobby Trendy towards the top, and knock Angelina Jolie and Anna Nicole Smith off the list. You can have Rachel Ray in return.

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#87

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:43pm

Lil' Kim speaks for herself. Well, her crotch does at least.

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#88

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:44pm

I'll second the nomination.

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#89

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:44pm

Jane2 - your power of barganing is amazing. Even I bought that one.

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#90

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:46pm

Cheez, do you mean Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model fame? You know he and Miss J are TOTAL skanks!!!

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#91

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:46pm

Really, Anna Nicole Smith isn't a skank? In those TrimSpa commercials: "You like my bo-oooody?"

Okay...

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#92

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:47pm

Oh, Kitz, I like Jay Manuel (not that picture of him, though).

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#93

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:47pm

ugh, Miss Jay, make it stop, it's so hideous.

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#94

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:48pm

The Jays arent quite skanks, but Tyra is gettin' close!

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#95

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:49pm

I think this thread is hurtful to all the skanks of the world and those who love them. You people are mean!




Yeah... not even I can keep a straight face.

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#96

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:49pm

Another hall-of-famer.

#97

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:50pm

Calvin, you're on a roll.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#98

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:51pm

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I almost forgot

The Grand Duchess of Skanks Donatella Versace

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#99

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:52pm

Official skank nominated and seconded

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#100

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:52pm

Oh Calvin! My eyes!

Yes Kitz, that's exactly who I mean. Yuck.

I have a spot in my heart for Anna Nicole, but it's her skankiness that has sort of endeared herself to me. And I think she is also a bit on the mentally challenged beam.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad