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#176

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 6:08pm

Cheese, I was making a joke because Mariah hasn't looked that way since birth.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#177

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 6:24pm

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#178

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 6:26pm

That botoxed beyotch, Adrienne from HSN, who is always hawking her makeup. Why anyone would buy it from her is beyond me.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 3/30/06 at 06:26 PM

#179

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 6:27pm

No way should it have taken eight pages to get to her, Margo.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 3/30/06 at 06:27 PM

#180

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:05pm

The Princess Royale, aka Mr. Ed......

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 3/30/06 at 07:05 PM

#181

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:10pm

Sharon Stoned

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#182

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:13pm

Just plain crazy

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#183

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:21pm

Catherine the Skank

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#184

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:23pm

This thread took me from Leading Actor to Broadway Star.
<--
Skanks of the World, I thank you.

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#185

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:24pm

Catharine really was a skank. Just ask the horse.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#186

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:34pm

2....2.....2 skanks in one.

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown

#187

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:34pm

well, if we are going historical, then I give you the Cake Eater herself

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#188

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:40pm

ummm...the Olsen Twins?

I really don't think they qualify.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#189

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:48pm

The Priness Royal looks as though she is sporting a permanent hair-net. Cafeteria lady, perhaps ., Skank? i think not.

Royal skank watchers i give you...PRINCESS MICHAEL OF KENT
~ neo-Nazi Skank.

#190

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:48pm

Kitz.......sorry, the horse bit never happened
No horsing around

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#191

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:51pm

ugh Princess Michael of Kent...SLUT!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 3/30/06 at 07:51 PM

#192

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:52pm

Look, even her cat hates her.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#193

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:54pm

Sorry Rath, they started out fine but they are not the role models that their billion dollars seem to profess.

#194

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 7:56pm

Even though they have all that money, they are in college learning new business skills. I don't see how that's skanky. In fact, I think it's rather admirable.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#195

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 8:01pm

Point taken, I will think of another entry ( but I will keep them skanky in my heart).

#196

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 8:05pm

That's fair.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#197

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 8:13pm

And I'm fairly sure they are skanks...but I digress.

#198

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Posted: 3/30/06 at 8:33pm

Hasn't Mary-Kate already dropped out?

#199

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 8:25am

Skanks. Every last cheesecake-eatin' one of 'em.

#200

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 8:31am

Hey, I think X-tina is more of a recovering skank, but I guess, once a skank, always a skank.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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