The Skank Tank — Page 9

#201

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 8:49am

the Olsens LOOK skanky, if that counts. They dropped out of NYU, I think?

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#202

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 8:56am

No men on the Skank list?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#203

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:01am

I'm throwing Tom Cruise in for you Addy!

#204

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:05am

Sorry Robb, but Colin Ferrell needs to go in the skank tank.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#205

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:15am

Good one, SOMMS!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#206

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:15am

If we're adding men, then I'm throwing in




Fred Phelps.

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#207

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:37am

The skank tank is too good for him. He needs to be thrown in the shark tank.

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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#208

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:39am

Out of skanks? Nay! We've only begun to scratch the surface.

#209

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:39am

I threw the first man skank in on page 3- Emeril. Then we inducted Bobby Trendy~

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#210

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:43am

Speaks for itself

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#211

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:43am

I threw in Jesse Camp.

#212

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:48am

I miss Jesse Camp. Hell, I miss all of the late 90s VJs. MTV really has gone down the crapper, hasn't it? Only thing it's got going for it is Andy Milinokis and NEXT.

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#213

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 9:48am

Andy DICK. (put down that produce, guys).

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#214

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 10:29am

Wonderwaiter, excellent choice, although even the shark tank is too good for him. By the way, I saved Colin Farrel from the skank tank.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#215

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 11:57am

Love4Cheno totally called it:

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1178541,00.html

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#216

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:43pm

I submit Melanie Griffith to tank.

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#217

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:45pm

We're doing men too?

R Kelly
KFed
Bobby Brown

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#218

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 3:50pm

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#219

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 4:02pm

Stanky

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#220

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 4:05pm

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#221

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 4:09pm

I didn't know Cyndi Lauper and Medusa had a lovechild. Huh. Wonders never cease.

#222

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 4:14pm

Rath, who the heck is that? Looks like Ellen's mistake.

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#223

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Posted: 3/31/06 at 4:15pm

It is indeed.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#224

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Posted: 4/3/06 at 7:23pm

After watching a diatribe by Cindy Adams on an entertainment program, I say, let's add her to the list.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#225

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Posted: 4/3/06 at 7:37pm

Done!

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad