The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time

[Borstalboy]

The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#1

Posted: 5/28/08 at 10:54am

Courtesy of yesbutnobutyes

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[xxnewgirlxx]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#2

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:06am

The guy with the fishnetted legs on his arm...ughhhhhh...that's sooooo bad.

[shameless]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#2

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:08am

All of the posters with tramp stamps and tribal arm bands are steering clear of this thread.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

[Unknown User]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#3

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:17am

Oh man, And here I was so proud of my tattoo of Elmer Fudd pointing a rifle at my butt saying "Out of that hole, Wabbit!"

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#4

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:20am

I have a "tramp stamp" so this part of the article made me laugh:

2. The Booty Crease Tramp Stamp - Sorry ladies, this is ridiculous. No intricate design or use of a butterfly makes it original.

Mostly because mine IS original. It's not some stupid tribal bullsh!t... and nobody else has it. Which is what I love about it. The only one of my tattoos that ISN'T original is the comedy/tragedy masks.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

Updated On: 5/28/08 at 11:20 AM

[Mister Matt]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#5

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:24am

Oh God...that video. The tattoo with the heads of the Designing Women cast as Mount Rushmore and reads "Thank You for Being a Friend!" And all the animal buttholes. The stupidity is staggering.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#6

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:29am

What about the people who had the logos tattooed on them? And the game consoles....??? And the star wars stuff? Oh man.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[Borstalboy]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#7

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:30am

I once saw a guy who had an Everclear (the band) tat on his inner arm.


Remember Everclear??

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Mister Matt]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#8

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:32am

I can only watch a little at a time, but....

Alan Alda?
"God, Country, Star Wars"?
"Baby on Board"? What happens after you have the baby?

I'm flabbergasted. I will never be able to unsee those things again.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#9

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:39am

Yeah, sadly there are things in this life you just cannot unsee.

There's a stagehand in the city who has the logos of all the shows he's worked on tattooed on his legs. Now that's job dedication.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[Mister Matt]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#10

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:40am

Ugh. Just buy the mugs in the lobby.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#11

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:48am

I briefly contemplated having the New York Rangers logo tattooed on me YEARS ago.

Thankfully, I thought better of it

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[doodlenyc]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#12

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:56am

I loved the office chair!

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[thatgirl712]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#13

Posted: 5/28/08 at 12:56pm

Yes, pretty bad.

If I heard the bells and the banjos ring

[DG]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#14

Posted: 5/28/08 at 12:59pm

[Elphaba]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#15

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:01pm

just wondering how many of you above have tattoos?

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#16

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:07pm

I have two. Getting my third in a few weeks

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[CATSNYrevival]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#17

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:07pm

I know lots of guys with the boy band arm bands. They're soooo lame. There was a brief period in the late 90's when they were sexy, but not anymore.

[shameless]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#18

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:14pm

None. I've never been that into them.

Plus, I'm very indecisive. I'd start out wanting just one and end up with 10.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

[Elphaba]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#19

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:15pm

I have 5, each has special meaning to me.
While I might not like what someone else has chosen, I'd feel uncomfortable calling it "stupid" as I know what goes into selecting a design.
Just my two cents.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[DG]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#20

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:18pm

I don't have any.

But I still think the armpit cooch is 'lame'.

[doodlenyc]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#21

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:20pm

I dont have any. They dont do anything for me, and I'd be afraid how it would look when I was 70.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[CJR]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#22

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:43pm

Elphaba, I totally understand what you're saying with that. There are some, however, that you can tell absolutely NO thought went into. Like the ones that were funny when you got them, funny for maybe 15 minutes after you got them... but then 15 years you were wondering what the hell you were thinking in the first place. I'm sorry, there is no story in the world that can make the stripper legs on your armpit with vajayjay hair meaningful.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[Craww]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#23

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:51pm

I want to get one. I've known the basics of what I've wanted for almost 10 years now, and haven't changed my mind on that, so I figure it's a safe bet that it won't embarrass me in 40 years.


This is what I'll be getting. Okay, not really, but if I wanted to be featured on the internet for having a disturbing tattoo, that IS what I'd get.

Speaking of awesome tattoos, Golden Rushmore? Is probably in my top 5 now. Two of those five were not featured on that little slideshow and I'm disappointed. The Gay Sex Mermen are probably too pornographic to link here, but I can share this:

[wexy]

re: The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time#24

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:51pm

I saw a guy with a dotted line tattooed around his neck. Above the line it read "Cut Here".

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'