The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 10:54am

Courtesy of yesbutnobutyes

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:06am

The guy with the fishnetted legs on his arm...ughhhhhh...that's sooooo bad.

[shameless]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:08am

All of the posters with tramp stamps and tribal arm bands are steering clear of this thread.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:17am

Oh man, And here I was so proud of my tattoo of Elmer Fudd pointing a rifle at my butt saying "Out of that hole, Wabbit!"

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:20am

I have a "tramp stamp" so this part of the article made me laugh:

2. The Booty Crease Tramp Stamp - Sorry ladies, this is ridiculous. No intricate design or use of a butterfly makes it original.

Mostly because mine IS original. It's not some stupid tribal bullsh!t... and nobody else has it. Which is what I love about it. The only one of my tattoos that ISN'T original is the comedy/tragedy masks.

Updated On: 5/28/08 at 11:20 AM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:24am

Oh God...that video. The tattoo with the heads of the Designing Women cast as Mount Rushmore and reads "Thank You for Being a Friend!" And all the animal buttholes. The stupidity is staggering.

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:29am

What about the people who had the logos tattooed on them? And the game consoles....??? And the star wars stuff? Oh man.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:30am

I once saw a guy who had an Everclear (the band) tat on his inner arm.


Remember Everclear??

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:32am

I can only watch a little at a time, but....

Alan Alda?
"God, Country, Star Wars"?
"Baby on Board"? What happens after you have the baby?

I'm flabbergasted. I will never be able to unsee those things again.

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:39am

Yeah, sadly there are things in this life you just cannot unsee.

There's a stagehand in the city who has the logos of all the shows he's worked on tattooed on his legs. Now that's job dedication.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:40am

Ugh. Just buy the mugs in the lobby.

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:48am

I briefly contemplated having the New York Rangers logo tattooed on me YEARS ago.

Thankfully, I thought better of it

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 11:56am

I loved the office chair!

[thatgirl712]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 12:56pm

Yes, pretty bad.

[DG]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 12:59pm

[Elphaba]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:01pm

just wondering how many of you above have tattoos?

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:07pm

I have two. Getting my third in a few weeks

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:07pm

I know lots of guys with the boy band arm bands. They're soooo lame. There was a brief period in the late 90's when they were sexy, but not anymore.

[shameless]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:14pm

None. I've never been that into them.

Plus, I'm very indecisive. I'd start out wanting just one and end up with 10.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:15pm

I have 5, each has special meaning to me.
While I might not like what someone else has chosen, I'd feel uncomfortable calling it "stupid" as I know what goes into selecting a design.
Just my two cents.

[DG]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:18pm

I don't have any.

But I still think the armpit cooch is 'lame'.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:20pm

I dont have any. They dont do anything for me, and I'd be afraid how it would look when I was 70.

[CJR]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:43pm

Elphaba, I totally understand what you're saying with that. There are some, however, that you can tell absolutely NO thought went into. Like the ones that were funny when you got them, funny for maybe 15 minutes after you got them... but then 15 years you were wondering what the hell you were thinking in the first place. I'm sorry, there is no story in the world that can make the stripper legs on your armpit with vajayjay hair meaningful.

[Craww]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:51pm

I want to get one. I've known the basics of what I've wanted for almost 10 years now, and haven't changed my mind on that, so I figure it's a safe bet that it won't embarrass me in 40 years.


This is what I'll be getting. Okay, not really, but if I wanted to be featured on the internet for having a disturbing tattoo, that IS what I'd get.

Speaking of awesome tattoos, Golden Rushmore? Is probably in my top 5 now. Two of those five were not featured on that little slideshow and I'm disappointed. The Gay Sex Mermen are probably too pornographic to link here, but I can share this:

[wexy]

Posted: 5/28/08 at 1:51pm

I saw a guy with a dotted line tattooed around his neck. Above the line it read "Cut Here".