The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time
#75the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:33pm
I did the same thing, CJR.
The first time I went for my tat, I had driven about half way there, when suddenly I realized what I was doing and I turned right around and went home. This was over 25 years ago, and I remember precisely getting back home, throwing myself on my bed in relief, and freaked out because I had almost gotten a tattoo!
Well, months went by and I couldn't forget about getting a tattoo. I became totally sure I wanted it and that I"d like it forever, and I do!
#76the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:34pmif my biggest concern when i'm 80 is what my tats look like, then i'm in pretty darn good shape.
#77the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:37pmI didn't say it would be anyone's biggest concern.
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#78the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:42pm
Jane when I got my first one, I walked into the parlor with a completely different design in mind. I walked out 30 minutes later with comedy/tragedy masks. lol
This one is my favorite. It's the one I sat on for 10 years before finally getting it in September
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#79the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:47pm
I like that location very much, CJR. And it's beautiful.
I once saw a guy with a huge attitude with a large tattoo on the back of his neck which said DIVA.
I can't help picturing him at 85, hobbling around with his walker.
#80the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:47pm
that's really pretty :)
i'm getting one in june. it's a heart where half of it is a bass clef (i've played bass since i was 8, but have played it more seriously for the past 4 years)
the bass clef and heart outline will be black, the inside of the heart will be light pink.
it will be about an inch tall and on the back of my neck.
i'm very excited. i'm going with my brother's gf, who's getting one of her tats touched up.
i have a plan for one that i'm waiting till i graduate college to get. i want to get a directors chair with the old fashioned megaphone and clap-board on my lower back (not in the middle, to the side) because i'm a theatre major but my concentration is in directing. i'll possibly have a show logo or two to add to it by graduation.
and i've seen the penis dragon. that thing is EPIC.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#81the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:54pm
Oh God. Diva on the back of his neck? That is pretty much the most fantastic thing ever. And by fantastic I clearly mean horrendous. lol
Thanks for the compliments of that one. I love love LOVE it. That's the one that ties in to my Godmother who I truly believe is my living guardian angel. Above that tattoo (in the middle of my back, below my bra) will be the crucifix with the roses. I'll definitely post a picture of that when I get it!
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#82the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:59pmPlease do! I love seeing everyone's tat!
#83the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:05pm
i was talking to my mom about tattoos the other day... i told her it didn't matter to me if a tattoo wasn't as relevant to my life in 40 years as it is now.
i told her that if for whatever reason i stop playing bass later in life, i'd still have a little reminder of how much pleasure it brought me years ago.
she said she agreed with me.
i've been working on one in memory of my grandfathers for over a year... i have no idea when it will be finished.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#84the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:06pmAbba, are you still under 18? I can't remember. Most parlors have cracked down in CT and won't even let you INSIDE if you're under 18, let alone get tattooed (even with parental consent)
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#85the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:07pmi'm 22 :)
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#86the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:09pmOkay, wow. Sad day for me. Now I feel old. I remember when you were jailbait. LOL
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#87the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:12pm
lol
i have to play the "who's over 18" game when i go to glbtq youth events
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#88the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:14pm
22 was a good year for me. I don't miss it, but I love to look back on it fondly. lol
What's disturbing as hell is some of my munchkins will be picking colleges soon. I used to change their diapers.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#89the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:17pm22's been ok for me. but just ok. i've been 22 for just over 5 months now. i'm kind of hoping it gets better.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#90the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:31pm
I had a BEAUTIFUL house, I was working on Broadway, dating a hot ass man..... that was the year I pierced my belly button. And I was in ridiculous shape. That's what happens when you go to the gym 4 days a week. lol
I was crazy when I was 22. There's so much about that year I love but I'm so glad Im not completely like that anymore.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#91the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 11:35pmedit: getting rid of my post so i dont kill the thread with something that depressing. carry on with the tattoo talk.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#92the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/30/08 at 2:27amAfter my grandfather passed away, my mother was in a deep depression. I don't have a reason why, but she decided to get a tattoo. (it's not that my Grandfather didn't like them - he didn't care either way) She got an Indian Warrior head on her right leg, a little above the ankle. It's been 13 years now, and everytime my Dad looks at the tattoo he sings "The Warrior" from Scandal.
#93the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/30/08 at 3:13am
I'm still a little shocked by that skull-tattoo on that guys face (it's in the video)...
I have a tattoo myself (on my calf) but I never understood why anyone would want to have his face tattooed. That's a little too much in my opinion.
His actual face can't be THAT ugly...
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#94the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/30/08 at 9:38am
It's been 13 years now, and everytime my Dad looks at the tattoo he sings "The Warrior" from Scandal.
That's the first thing I thought of when I read your post LOL I started humming it to myself
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#95the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/30/08 at 11:19amReading this post has actually made me think on why I still don't have one. I'll be 24 in less than a month, and have thought a bit about getting one, but I seriously don't know what I want. I actually thought about getting a small Tinkerbell one, on my hip, but it seems sort of lame and cliche. Plus, just because I like Tinkerbell now and have for a few years, doesn't mean I will like her in years to come. So thank you all of you for giving me an insight that it is okay to think for a long time about getting one, and that it is also perfectly okay to not have one either. I really want to be sure about it, if I ever do decide to get one.
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#96the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/30/08 at 11:51am
I really want to be sure about it, if I ever do decide to get one.
Um. That's the whole point of what we've been talking about for 4 pages. That a tattoo is something you need to be sure about.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
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#99the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 6/10/08 at 8:18pmI want one. Maybe I'll get one of him an Anthony making out.
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