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The Ten Lamest Tattoos of All Time

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midnghtdolphin
#50the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:11pm

and that is exactly why i can cover every single one of mine up if i want to.

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Jane2
#51the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:15pm

Seriously, when I see people like that, and others who have their entire faces, arms or legs done, I wonder what they'll do on the day they look in the mirror and just don't want the tattoos there anymore.


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KelRel
#52the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:35pm

Did anyone find the dragon tattoo that they referenced in the beginning of the article? Temptation got the best of me and all I can say is WOW... and not the good kind of wow. I was stunned and disturbed.

I am too indecisive and I would hate whatever I got tattooed on me in a couple years. The only thing I would consider would be my son's name, but I think that that is a tad bit trashy so I probably won't ever do that.


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shameless
#53the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:43pm

I used to think that most women's tattoos looked trashy, but I don't think that anymore. I still think that not every woman can pull them off, but I also think that sexy is sexy and a tattoo won't take away from that.


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Borstalboy
#54the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:45pm

I liked tattoos back when they were trashy, but when people are getting matching tattoos with their mothers I think its pretty safe to say the rebellion aspect has been pretty much destroyed.


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CJR
#55the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:55pm

I would never get a tattoo that matched my mom's.... or anyone else's for that matter. I think tattoos should me unique and individual to, well, the individual. The angel wings with the g clef on my back (my tramp stamp, if you will) tie into my Godmother, who I've always believed to be my living guardian angel.


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JerseyGirl2
#56the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:59pm

I couldn't get a tattoo to match my mother's. Hers are all trashy...lol. She has three.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Jane2
#57the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:00pm

I drew my own tattoo and had them trace it. It's on my upper right arm.


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CJR
#58the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:09pm

Yeah my mother got this huge fairy sitting on a half moon on her shoulder. I swear to God it's the most ghastly thing I have EVER seen. And she kept telling everyone (and still does, 4 years later) that it's her guardian angel. Dude, seriously, it's NOT an angel, it's a freaking fairy!

It irritates me. And it's trashy as hell.


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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iflitifloat
#59the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 4:25pm

Ye, too, shall be old one day, and shall have those younger than you casting judgement.

Just sayin'... the ten lamest tattoos of all time


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JerseyGirl2
#60the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:04pm

My mom had a huge unicorn on her thigh in the 80s. Then someone told her that the unicorn was a lesbian symbol. She had a night sky drawn around it and the horn covered and wings added, so it's a pegasus. Heaven forbid someone think her totally straight ass isn't.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

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Marianne2
#61the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:17pm

This post is reminding me of a Saturday Night Live commercial parody.

Editing because I remember now and found it.

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Mister Matt
#62the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:28pm

Dude, seriously, it's NOT an angel, it's a freaking fairy!

For some reason, I simply adore this sentence. If we ever meet, I totally want you to say this to me.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Mister Matt
#63the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:30pm

the ten lamest tattoos of all time

And in the spirit of today's headlines...


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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dalefully
#64the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:33pm

I just have a small one...not really sure if I'll get another one. Maybe in a while.

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orangeskittles
#65the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:34pm

JerseyGirl, ARE unicorns a lesbian symbol?

Why would someone get a tattoo of Clay Aiken being attacked by a black cat?


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Mister Matt
#66the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 5:41pm

skittles - Because it makes you cool.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

CJR
#67the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 9:38pm

LMAO MisterMatt! The sad thing is, I actually SAID that to my mom. And she looked at me like I had 9 heads.

JG2.... absolutely NO offense whatsoever to your mom, but in general I find it mighty trashy to be a woman with a tattoo on your thigh.

My ex was briefly engaged to a trashtastic woman from the midwest. In the picture of them he had framed on his desk, she was wearing a mini skirt and there was this huge, ghastly looking tattoo covering her thigh.

Not so cute when you're 45.


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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Jane2
#68the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 9:48pm

Well, I'm pretty cute and I'm way past 45 with my tattoo.


<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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scott68
#68the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 9:48pm

orangeskittles, I just got into reading badtattoos_4 (and bodymods and sh*tty_mods, too), and I love it. I was pretty much entirely clueless when I went in for my first tattoo, so now that I'm considering others, I figure I should learn as much as I can about it... in order to NEVER appear on any of those communities, heh.


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CJR
#70the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 9:52pm

Oh I'm sure you are Jane!!!! But I was referring to THIGH tattoos. Which, now that I think about it, are never cute.


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

CJR
#71the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 9:59pm

My third tattoo (which I'm getting in a few weeks) will be above the wings/music note on my lower back. My patron saint is St Theresa the Little Flower. I'll be getting just the crucifix with the bouquet of roses surrounding it, with a few of the roses falling (because St Theresa said "I will let fall from Heaven a shower of roses"). I'm pretty excited for it!


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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Jane2
#72the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:05pm

You know, we all get old if we're lucky. I think everyone who's about to get tattooed should think about how they're going to look at 70 or 80 with those tattoos.

I'm not saying don't get a tattoo-lord knows, I love them. Just think about what you're getting and where you're putting it! the ten lamest tattoos of all time


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CJR
#73the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:12pm

I;m all for sitting on a tattoo for a year or two (or ten, in the case of the one I got in September) before getting it. If I still want it, then I get it. Odds are if my desire to have it hasn't changed in that amount of time, it won't and I'll always love it


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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scott68
#74the ten lamest tattoos of all time
Posted: 5/29/08 at 10:28pm

I don't really trust myself to be anything but fickle in my tastes, so if (or more likely, when) I get more tattoos, I'm keeping them limited to references to favorite books, poems, plays, or childhood memories so I won't regret the sentiment, at least. the ten lamest tattoos of all time


"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.


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