Oh, Plum, if this is all that's up ahead for you, you might as well end it now.

Hey, did anyone know that Kristin Chenoweth is in a new commercial for Old Navy? Didja? Didja? I don't know if you know this, but she's in the commercial! Honest! I can't believe this sighting hasn't been reported on either of the boards yet! Don't worry, this'll be our little secret.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell