The Thread For Those Who Feel The Need To Share With Us All The Banal Details Of Their Lives — Page 60

Me too!

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I'm tired and hungry and I spent all morning wiping toddlers' noses.

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Today:

Catalogued my underwear draw, cross-referenced it with my sock draw. After all these always do have to match, don't they?

Then I cut my toenails, and buffed them to a high shine.

After that, I mixed and drank a pitcher of martinis, with olives, very dry.

Then I read the Cliff notes for Hamlet, King Lear and Macbeth.

About an hour ago, I started to clean Daschel's dog house in preparation for his return home. He is in training for the Mutt Marathon, and in December will fly to Venice to participate in the Iron Mutt competition so we have a lot of work ahead of us.

Later tonight I am going to see an original Newark Community Theatre production of The Good Earth, presented in sign language with performance artists playing the house, the barn, the animals and the crops surrounded by a ring of candles and colored string, and Yanni on keyboard.

After I get home I will take a nice, hot bubble bath with Daschel and his trainer, Enrique.

Maybe we'll mix up another pitcher of dry martinis and add TWO olives, if we are feeling adventurous. None for Daschel, of course. He is in training after all.

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Tomorrow morning I'm going to get a manicure and a pedicure, then I'm going out to lunch with some friends. Finally, (and this is the best part) I get to go back home and RELAX!

I've been looking forward to a day like this for a long while.


*is excited*

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Right now there's a zit on my forhead that wants to take over my face.



Die!

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I heard somewhere that putting toothpaste on them may help them go away faster, but I have absolutely no clue if this is accurate. So if you're all for putting a glob of minty green gook on your face, then go for it.

The "Clean and Clear Invisible Blemish Treatment" seems to work pretty well...I guess.

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Bwhaha, Tiff say "****".

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Strongly suggest you read through the "London for Plum" thread to find ways to banaish banality.

The trailer will always be there.

~Mister~

It's disgusting out. It's been pouring all day and even the sidewalks are flooding. There's also a really strong wind that prevents you from being able to use your umbrella; I passed about 5 broken umbrellas just left behind.

Now I'm back in my room, wearing pajamas and drinking hot chocolate. Much better.

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There's a full-fledged storm going on (thunder, lightning, the whole deal) and I have to walk all the way across campus to a meeting.

I'm actually a little scared. And worried that the professor won't show, which would seriously piss me off.

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Updated On: 11/9/05 at 04:20 PM

Mmm, mac and cheese. The kind they have in my campus store isn't very good, so I kind of miss it. But I made a yummy potato omelette thingy today. I know there's a proper name for it, but I don't remember what it is.