The Thread For Those Who Feel The Need To Share With Us All The Banal Details Of Their Lives — Page 73

#1801

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 3:20pm

I don't know everything you read, mama.

Like it, Baby?

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1802

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 3:24pm

Of course.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1803

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:48pm

I really don't like "I Get a Kick Out of You." It makes me want to drill screws into my head.

edit: because I'm on crack

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 12/5/05 at 04:48 PM

#1804

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:51pm

I just changed the background fills on all of my spreadsheets to black, and made the text pale yellow.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1805

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:52pm

You're gay.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1806

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:55pm

Love the new avie, Rath!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1807

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:56pm

Thank you!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1808

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 4:59pm

"you're gay"




Wow. Rath might just have to win an award for being the most perceptive person on earth. I mean, NOBODY ELSE would have EVER, EVER guessed that, not in a googol years!

You're so perspicacious, it makes my clitoris throb, Auntie Rath. :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1809

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:03pm

Watch it, smartass.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1810

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:04pm

Are you going to spank me, dear? :)


(please say yes. Nobody wields a willow switch quite like you )

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1811

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:05pm

Not if you're going to enjoy it.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1812

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:10pm

You are such a meanie-pants!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1813

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:12pm

Tell us something we don't know!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1814

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:13pm

Debra Monk has three nipples.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1815

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:21pm

How the hell would YOU know??

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1816

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:52pm

this is banal?

#1817

Posted: 12/5/05 at 5:58pm

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My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

Updated On: 1/3/09 at 05:58 PM

#1818

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 7:14pm

Um...my dinner was a bag of potato chips, half a package of nasty gummi candy, and a cup of coffee. I don't feel so good.

#1819

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 7:29pm

I was bored and colored my thumbnail black with sharpie. Now it won't come off. Boredom + Sharpies = BAD.

#1820

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 9:39pm

I really really like Orbit "Sweetmint" gum.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1821

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 9:49pm

Bubblemint is good.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1822

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 9:50pm

Ick.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1823

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 9:52pm

That's what I thought. Till I tried it.

Then I said

YUM.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1824

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 9:57pm

I've tried it, it's ok. I just prefer mint-flavored gum.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1825

banal thread

Posted: 12/5/05 at 10:00pm

Fine.

More for me.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson