The Worst Movies of 2010
The Worst Movies of 2010
Borstalboy
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#1The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 11:13am
Via Onion AV Club: Do you really need to guess which are #2 and #1?
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#2The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 11:18am
Wait...WHAT? From the Nutcracker one:
Also, it re-envisions the Holocaust as a doll-pocalypse, as rat soldiers round up toys to burn in giant ovens whose smoke blots out the sun.
Please tell me this is a joke. Do they really do that in the film?
#2The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 12:12pmGranted, I haven't seen all those films, but I doubt anything numbered 6-15 on that list could have been worse than the silly "horror" flick, Frozen. God, that was a terrible film. As awful as the dialogue and story were for The Last Airbender, at least it looked and sounded pretty. There was nothing positive I could take away from Frozen.
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#4The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 1:40pmMister Matt i loved Frozen
Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna
#5The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 1:43pm
I know! I watched it based on your GLOWING review on these boards!
You owe me 93 minutes. And the world an apology.
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#6The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 1:50pmProud to say, the only one I've seen is SATC2, and, to be honest, that was quite good, despite the reviews it got :)
#7The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 1:50pmI actually liked Grown Ups. lol I haven't seen anything else but SATC2 and would rather get a root canal than suffer through that again. It was honestly the worst movie I have ever seen and I saw A Serbian Film.
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#8The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 2:29pmI haven't seen any of those movies, and the only one I would consider watching is Hot Tub Time Machine. I don't know how a stupid comedy could be called one of the worst of the year. Isn't that the point? There were plenty of other movies that took themselves way too seriously that could be in that #15 spot.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/2/07
#9The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 2:30pm
SATC2 raped my eyes, mind, and body. I felt so awful with myself after seeing it. Definitely the worst film I've ever seen. And this is coming from someone who adored the series and loved the first movie.
Updated On: 12/15/10 at 02:30 PM
#10The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 2:40pmI saw Killers. I thought it was OK until the end when they were just like "Oh, we need to end this movie. Um...here *throws crappy string to tie up lose ends* use that!" It was a dreadful ending.
#11The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/15/10 at 2:50pmI thought Hot Tub Time Machine was pretty funny. But I had umm..a viewing aid when I watched it. I would have added Burlesque to the list.
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#12The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/16/10 at 12:25pmI'd have included Scorsese's inane SHUTTER ISLAND and Nolan's cinematic sleeping pill INCEPTION, myself.
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#13The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/16/10 at 1:18pmSorry Mister Matt, guess its judt down to differnt tastes, but i loved Frozen
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#14The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/16/10 at 1:30pmGrown Ups was truly awful. I actually just saw SATC2 the other night and didn't think it was that awful. Offensive? Okay.
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#15The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/16/10 at 1:55pmReally surprised Rob Reiner's Flipped was included in that category. Sure it looked like the same old 'coming of age' story from the same type of perspective we've seen before but I read good things about it, and it had charm in the previews.
#16The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 8:22amI thought Hot Tub Time Machine was pretty good and The Bounty Hunter was tolerable (thanks to Gerard Butler, clearly). Grown-ups however, was complete **** and should be in the top three. Oh well.
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#17The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 2:09pmI almost rented Frozen a few hours ago! I went with Shreck 4 instead.
#18The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 3:56pmI agree about The Last Airbender and Bounty Hunter. Grown Ups should most definitely be in the top 3. Hot Tub Time Machine was pretty funny IMO. Yeah it was dumb, but that was sort of the point.
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#19The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 6:49pm
Calvin: "Please tell me this is a joke."
Nope. No joke. This is for real.
It's even worse than that write-up suggests.
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#20The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 7:12pm
"It can be hard to remember a time when the prospect of a new Rob Reiner movie inspired anticipation instead of bone-chilling dread."
That is sadly accurate.
#21The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/18/10 at 11:57pm
No, Calvin, it's not a joke. And Nathan Lane plays Albert Einstein. I mean really.
And I thought The Killers was okay until the ending. I mean...what?
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Updated On: 12/19/10 at 11:57 PM
#22The Worst Movies of 2010
Posted: 12/19/10 at 3:53am
The worst I saw this year...
(out of 4 stars)
**
Alice in Wonderland
All Good Things
Case 39
Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Crazies, The
Daybreakers
Devil
For Colored Girls
Other Guys, The
She's Out of My League
Shutter Island
Tron: Legacy
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
*1/2
Black Waters of Echo's Pond
Death at a Funeral
Love and Other Drugs
My Soul to Take
Nightmare on Elm Street, A
Robin Hood
Saw VII
Survival of the Dead
Wolfman, The
*
Bounty Hunter, The
Clash of the Titans
Night of the Demons
Resident Evil: Afterlife
1/2*
Vampires Suck
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