There's a man that shops in my hometown mall, where I used to work at the customer service desk.
He's a large man, with a beard.
He wears really dowdy housedresses.
Think "wife in polygamist Utah" type dress.
I didn't know whether to address him/her as "Sir" or "Ma'am", so I just always refrained from calling him/her anything.
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