Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
Come on...I know you can share it...
The meanest thing I did was cut off my sister's hair in her sleep, put it in a ziploc bag...on her bedside table. The next monring was chaos. Of course her hair was to her shoulders when i cut it off. I was in a lot of trouble.
The second thing I did was put my sister's friends hands in warm bowls of water while they were sleeping, and shaving cream in their hair.
I got my cell phone taken away for that.
Wow, we are learning far too much about you tonight...
*starts the rescue Fabrizio's sister fund*
Or the R.F.S.F, now who wants to take one for the team and get in touch with Sally Struthers...
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
Haha what does Sally Struthers have anything to do with it?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
You don't happen to be jealous of your sister- right?
Have you never seen the infinite array of oh so heart felt Sally Struther's infomercials?
...Sigh...
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
HAHA I get it now. Shes always talking about how people are suffering. I'm not that bad.
Well except for the time i put rat poison in her soup...she had to go to the hospital.
Oh, dear Lord you have to be a puppet...
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
Yeah I was joking on that one.
When I was six and my sister was two, I put a clip on her bottom lip. One of those spring-loaded clips you use to close up bags.
Yeah, I got in trouble...
Ah well, it's alright, in the eyes of Kirk Cameron we're all going to hell anyway...
Broadway Star Joined: 10/23/05
I peed in this girl's sleeping bag. Vulgar, I know.
However, I still think that she deserved it at the time. It was my freshman year of high school, and it hadn't even been a year since my dad had died of cancer. When she found out about this, the first thing she told me was that he was in hell if he wasn't a good Christian. So I peed in one of her sleeping bags. It's a long story as to how I accomplished this and how I got away with it, but nevertheless, it happened.
I did a few other things to her throughout the year, but I think that's the worst. Maybe. I don't know. We're actually friends now - that's the funny part. But I'll never tell her that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Many years ago--I was still in high school--my sister and I called everyone in the phone book who made home deliveries. We arranged for them to come to a certain house at a certain time. At the appointed hour, the poor people in the house were attacked by taxicabs, laundry services, pizza deliveries, Chinese food, limo drivers, lawn services, even a hairdresser.
Why? One of the girls who lived there gave my sister "the evil eye".
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/06
I kicked a water bottle in the girl's face yesterday.
I hate this girl, I called her something last year and she got all of her strange friends mad at me. Soo.. yesterday I was walking through the hall at school and I found a water bottle.I kicked the water bottle really high, trying to hit one of my best friends... but it kinda hit her face. I had no idea water bottles could really go that high. And she's pretty tall.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
Dollypop, I did the SAME EXACT THING! I think I was in 7th grade. The bitch deserved it, though. A Mean Girl if there ever was one. I also called her house pretending to be an abortion clinic, saying she had missed her appointment. Her father started screaming and cursing.
After I found out one of my exes was cheating on me, I offered to make smoothies. I made mine first. Then I made his. And I dropped a dead cockroach in the blender with it. It made me feel a lot better. But I never used that blender again.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
I've told the story more than once here so I'm not going to get into it but: pretending I was a witch to scare the crap out of psychotic christian fundie roommate.
Mission: accomplished.
nunya
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/16/05
Hmmm...well, I hit this kid really hard on the back. And he had a cast on his right arm. He kind of loathes me because of that.
I've done something eviler than that, but I will never say what it is.
gav, I'm with you kiddo......it's nobody's business.
Aren't you out of school soon? Any summer plans?
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
I guess some slack could be cut for me since I was like 1 or 2 years old at the time.
But I once bit some black kid because I thought he was an Oreo. Being raised in a predominantly Jewish family, I had never been around black people before and to see one for the first time was a bit jarring.
Scary. You thought he was an oreo?
I don't know if I have done anything "evil".
I broke my sister's leg when she was 4
When I was 2, I threw my newborn sister down the stairs because my older sister told me to. Apparently, she did it to me. Nice family dynamics, huh?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
...THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HER!
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