Joined: 12/31/69
I have chase off so many of my mom's boyfriends. This perticular one took me a year, but I did it. I liked to do little things to him, like leave the vaccuum on in the hallway after my mom had gone to work. Turn on punk music REALY loud at all hours of the night. He use to get really mad when I'd say he was a military tampon (long story).
I think the icing on the cake was when I went online to find the censor points on his truck for the alarm, took not of that and peed in a cup and poured it all over the truck. I especially put a lot on his door handle. It wasnt cold enough outside to freeze though i was dissapointed in that.
He left! Didn't come back, that was over three years ago, but i did see him in safeway the other day and made sure to wave really sweetly!
~EM~
I can't give the details on BWW, but it involved an evil boss' coffee cup.
A few years ago, there was this boy who kept on knocking himself into me on purpose, was shoving me around, etc. So, for my sweet (?) revenge, I ran up to him when he wasn't looking and stabbed him in the shoulder with a pencil.
Piazzaslight, I don't know why but I was laughing SO HARD after reading that.
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Hmm, worst thing I've done...
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/16/05
It is not mean but mostly a tactic.
When I walk in the city or any crowded hallway for that matter with oncoming people and I have trouble, I hold my umbrella, not opened, straight out like a jousting rod. It usually works, people move and I can get across a busy street and such
I used to do that in high school while walking down the hallways. Nobody seemed to be able to just walk, they had to ram into everybody, push, shove, etc. so I would just walk with my sharpened pencil ahead of me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
I once dropped my sisters head on a hard floor but that was an accident.
There are some really sick people on this board. I hope I don't ever get on your bad side. I love the stabbing with the pencil the best. That is so freaking funny. I will have to try that. I am still laughing. Ha ha ha ha.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
EM in OR, does your mom know and appreciate all the hard work, time and effort you put into making sure her relationships end? Such love you demonstrate!
If she does know, has she gotten you into therapy?
But Namo, that was done to protect her mother from some jerk. I can forgive meanies if their intent is to protect the ones they love from messing up their lives. Besides, she didn't say WHY these guys are all jerks or why her mother would constantly pick losers so you never know...I say, "Pee ON!, Sweet Em. Keep those bullies AWAY!"
SueleenGay, how do you know he's a jerk? Nowhere in her post does EM in OR mention that he's a jerk. Seems to me Em is nothing but a brat. When I was younger and my mom began seeing this man, sure, I didn't want him in our lives, but I didn't try to sabotage their relationship although several times I wanted to. Now that I'm grown and they're married I can appreciate him. He and my mom clearly love each other and I'm glad she has someone with whom to share her life and happiness.
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