Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 390
#9727
Posted: 4/4/05 at 9:23pm
awww there there darling.. It's ok.. I'm here..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9729
Posted: 4/4/05 at 9:29pm
**throws skirt in trash thinking it's a good thing I dont wear skirts**
Tell me why all the tears..
Tell me why all the tears..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9730
Posted: 4/4/05 at 9:34pm
*wipes ass on Cam's skirt*
No reason for the tears, Cam, apart from the fact I'm so sick of my daily routine.
End/Whine
No reason for the tears, Cam, apart from the fact I'm so sick of my daily routine.
End/Whine
#9731
Posted: 4/4/05 at 9:38pm
Oh I know how you feel sweets.. Life is so boring at and mundane at this point
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9732
Posted: 4/5/05 at 4:22pm
Are the glory days of this thread over?
Bottom of page two, tsk tsk.
Where are all the bitches? Where's my vt? How come Tiff hasn't posted in nearly twenty four hours? Is this a sign of the apocalypse?
*notices horsemen ride by*
*shrieks*
Bottom of page two, tsk tsk.
Where are all the bitches? Where's my vt? How come Tiff hasn't posted in nearly twenty four hours? Is this a sign of the apocalypse?
*notices horsemen ride by*
*shrieks*
Updated On: 4/5/05 at 04:22 PM
#9733
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:03pm
*confidently strides into the room*
*trips on rug*
Bonjour SmEllie, ca va? I didn't get online until laaate last night. Had way too much SH*T to do in the evening. I've got a deadline today, tomorrow, Thursday, Friday, Sunday and next Wednesday, and then finals on next Monday and Thursday. So the only days I've got off are Saturday and Tuesday.
Seeing Cats tonight, and have to earn my press comps, so I'm frantically writing a transcript of the interview to give the publicist, since the article didn't run last week and she'll eat me alive. Men. Spandex. Whiskers. Why?
*trips on rug*
Bonjour SmEllie, ca va? I didn't get online until laaate last night. Had way too much SH*T to do in the evening. I've got a deadline today, tomorrow, Thursday, Friday, Sunday and next Wednesday, and then finals on next Monday and Thursday. So the only days I've got off are Saturday and Tuesday.
Seeing Cats tonight, and have to earn my press comps, so I'm frantically writing a transcript of the interview to give the publicist, since the article didn't run last week and she'll eat me alive.
Men. Spandex. Whiskers. Why?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9734
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:11pm
Oh, that wasn't a horse I saw ride by. 'Twas just Tiff.
Boo for deadlines. Is this your first time seeing Cats? Are you going for pleasure, or to write a review?
I like ALW 'n' all, but Cats? *yawn*
Boo for deadlines.
Is this your first time seeing Cats? Are you going for pleasure, or to write a review? I like ALW 'n' all, but Cats? *yawn*
#9735
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:14pm
I'm going to write a review. I've never seen Cats in its entirety before. I rented the DVD once, and dozed off after that obnoxiously memorable Jellicle Cats song. (Jellicles can, jellicles do, jellicles, jellicles can, jellicles DO--BAH!)
I'm an ALW fan for JCS and POTO, and sort of for Evita (dug the movie, haven't seen the stage show - then again, I mostly liked Evita for its art direction and visual style)...Cats? Ehhh......
I'm an ALW fan for JCS and POTO, and sort of for Evita (dug the movie, haven't seen the stage show - then again, I mostly liked Evita for its art direction and visual style)...Cats? Ehhh......
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9736
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:28pm
Meh, I like POTO and Evita, not familiar with JCS, although I do know what JCS stands for. *pats self on back*
But Cats must have done something right to have run for so long, right? But if I was going, especially for free, I would so have to bring a pair of false glasses - y'know the ones with the painted eyes.
I suppose it could be good, but I have no desire whatsoever to see it. That may be close-minded, but meh, sue me.
But er, have fun!
But Cats must have done something right to have run for so long, right? But if I was going, especially for free, I would so have to bring a pair of false glasses - y'know the ones with the painted eyes.
I suppose it could be good, but I have no desire whatsoever to see it. That may be close-minded, but meh, sue me.
But er, have fun!
#9737
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:32pm
hey
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9738
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:34pm
In a similar vein of your faux glasses, I'm intending on bringing real binoculars. Even though I'll probably be in the first 10 rows of the orchestra, I figure Dancer Men + Spandex = Protuding Naughty Bits. Good formula, if you ask me.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9739
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:36pm
those asians *chuckes nonchalantly*
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9740
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:38pm
It's nothing to do with being Asian, CQ...Tiff is just a horny slut is all.
#9741
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:41pm
now see I would be ok going to see a pro production of Cats, but the youth theatre company that I do a lot of work with decided it would be a good idea to have a gaggle of adolescents do it.. **eyes bug out of head** I'm so not touching that production with a 20 foot pole. Tiff you will have to let us know how it is. Sounds like you have quite a plateful at the moment.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9742
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:41pm
Oh, those Irish. *chuckles*
*remembers Irish Hubby Bono*
You're just an unfortunate anomaly, CQ.
Ellie, you say "horny slut" like that's a bad thing.
*remembers Irish Hubby Bono*
You're just an unfortunate anomaly, CQ.
Ellie, you say "horny slut" like that's a bad thing.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9743
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:45pm
I'm more Irish than you, Tiff, hence Bono would like me more than you.
Eee, Cam...adolescent not-quite-voice-broken screeching their way through 'Jellicle Song'....aye.
*has never heard 'Jellicle Song'*
Eee, Cam...adolescent not-quite-voice-broken screeching their way through 'Jellicle Song'....aye.
*has never heard 'Jellicle Song'*
#9744
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:47pm
how are we all?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9745
Posted: 4/5/05 at 5:53pm
Ellie dear are you forgetting the spandex?? EWWW **cringes** adolescents in spandex.. **runs to vomit** Give me the ballet anyday, but eww..
Ahh yes the horny irish.. That would be several of us aroudn these parts.. And well Tiff is just horny.. but it's ok we like her that way.. But it might do her some good to get laid!
Ahh yes the horny irish.. That would be several of us aroudn these parts.. And well Tiff is just horny.. but it's ok we like her that way.. But it might do her some good to get laid!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9746
Posted: 4/5/05 at 6:09pm
<-- Has the opportunity to get laid with a hot, rich, considerate man with a car
<-- Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
<-- Is off to take her bi-annual shower
<-- Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
<-- Is off to take her bi-annual shower
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9748
Posted: 4/5/05 at 6:29pm
Has the opportunity to get laid with a hot, rich, considerate man with a car
Is he old? If not what the hell is your issue..
Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
That is a crock of SH*T!
Is he old? If not what the hell is your issue..
Commitment-phobic & STD-phobic
That is a crock of SH*T!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9749
Posted: 4/5/05 at 6:31pm
I know, Cam...STD-phobic? Surely that'd be more of a worry for her prospective lay - I mean, as we know, Tiff's got the A-Z of...never mind.
#9750
Posted: 4/5/05 at 6:42pm
**nods in agreement**
Yes Ellie Dear you are sooo right..
Yes Ellie Dear you are sooo right..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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