My mom said if she'd known that such a bundle of cuteness would've turned into the "fat, stinky, hairy, greasy, lazy dumb ass" that is me, she would've either shoved me back into her womb or let me crawl into a plastic bag.
That's why I love her.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 2/21/06 at 01:05 AM