Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 78
Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1925The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:43pmHe's dying to be scratched! Don't give in - it'll only encourage him!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1926The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:43pm
And being the dude that he is I'm sure he expects you to get him a beer, turn on the game, and prop his feet on on a pillow, right?
You know what they say, "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"
(I do love that pic though, makes me want to rub his tummy!)
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1927The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:45pm
*better late than never*
AWWW!! I *heart* you, too, Miss Jane.
Drinks. Soon!!! 
Cute poossy, btw, Miss Thing.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:45 PM
#1928The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:46pm*tries to horn in on the drink action*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1929The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:47pmRath, now what did I tell you about 'horning' things...
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1930The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:47pm
That ratbastard cat wakes me up at 6:15 almost every morning and wants to be fed.
Yep, just like a dude - wakes you up early, and wants to be serviced.
But, he is so darn cute.
#1931The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:48pm
I hope you're not sassing Auntie, Baby.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:48 PM
#1932The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:49pmDon't give in YWITW, you know he's just a big Pussy at heart!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1933The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:50pm
Ergo my sig line!
A big pig pussie.
But, that sounds kind of . . .
Never mind. I don't want to get this thread deleted again.
#1934The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:52pm
Notice that Miss Rathy-poo shows up as we continue to talk about the you-know-whats...
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1935The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:53pm
Big grey cats?
Hey, you can put it down to Stoli's dudage.
Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:53 PM
#1936The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:54pm
Yes, of course.
Big grey cats.
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
#1937The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:57pm
Hey, I arrived in order to invite myself to drinks with Jaily and Jane, not to talk about pu- ummm, kitties.
It is not lost on me that Jaily and Jane have disappeared.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1938The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:59pm
Don't know where Jaily went, but Jane went offline a while ago - the painter's coming back at 8am and she needed to catch some shut eye.
I'm off for a bit - time to take my bi-weekly shower.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1939The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:00am
Here Rath, this one is for you. Zorra is the sweetie-pie.
#1940The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:00am
Mmm, bi-weekly showers. That's hot. I love a woman who smells like a man.
I don't know where Jane is, dear, but I can tell you where she *isn't*...in my charming basement office at 300 Madison Avenue, where I am currently toiling like a fiend. (With a monstrous headache, I might add.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1941The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:01amIt's okay, JG, just ignore me and my pathetic cries for attention.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1942The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:02am
I only do it because you like it.
That's why I'm the S and you're the M, honey.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1943The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:03amThat might work if you weren't a GUY.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1945The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:04amUh oh.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1946The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:06amand WHAT a guy I am!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1947The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:08am
Great. Now I have "What a Guy" from THE GOODBYE GIRL stuck in my head.
Way to go, JG. You now owe me a drink, bitch.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1948The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:08am
Yeah, yeah...I see how you are. You only love me because everytime you see me, there's a free drink in it for you.
*sniff*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1949The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:09amAnd some bangin' entertainment!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1950The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:11amYes, but you wouldn't find my bangin' so entertaining if you weren't hammered first...for free. :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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