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#1926

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:43pm

He's dying to be scratched! Don't give in - it'll only encourage him!

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1927

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:43pm

And being the dude that he is I'm sure he expects you to get him a beer, turn on the game, and prop his feet on on a pillow, right?

You know what they say, "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"

(I do love that pic though, makes me want to rub his tummy!)

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1928

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:45pm

*better late than never*

AWWW!! I *heart* you, too, Miss Jane.

Drinks. Soon!!!

Cute poossy, btw, Miss Thing.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:45 PM

#1929

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:46pm

*tries to horn in on the drink action*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1930

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:47pm

Rath, now what did I tell you about 'horning' things...

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1931

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:47pm

That ratbastard cat wakes me up at 6:15 almost every morning and wants to be fed.

Yep, just like a dude - wakes you up early, and wants to be serviced.

But, he is so darn cute.

#1932

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:48pm

I hope you're not sassing Auntie, Baby.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:48 PM

#1933

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:49pm

Don't give in YWITW, you know he's just a big Pussy at heart!

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1934

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:50pm

Ergo my sig line!

A big pig pussie.

But, that sounds kind of . . .

Never mind. I don't want to get this thread deleted again.

#1935

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:52pm

Notice that Miss Rathy-poo shows up as we continue to talk about the you-know-whats...

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1936

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:53pm

Big grey cats?

Hey, you can put it down to Stoli's dudage.

Updated On: 3/20/06 at 11:53 PM

#1937

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:54pm

Yes, of course.

Big grey cats.

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1938

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:57pm

Hey, I arrived in order to invite myself to drinks with Jaily and Jane, not to talk about pu- ummm, kitties.

It is not lost on me that Jaily and Jane have disappeared.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1939

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:59pm

Don't know where Jaily went, but Jane went offline a while ago - the painter's coming back at 8am and she needed to catch some shut eye.

I'm off for a bit - time to take my bi-weekly shower.

#1940

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:00am

Here Rath, this one is for you. Zorra is the sweetie-pie.

#1941

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:00am

Mmm, bi-weekly showers. That's hot. I love a woman who smells like a man.

I don't know where Jane is, dear, but I can tell you where she *isn't*...in my charming basement office at 300 Madison Avenue, where I am currently toiling like a fiend. (With a monstrous headache, I might add.)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1942

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:01am

It's okay, JG, just ignore me and my pathetic cries for attention.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1943

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:02am

I only do it because you like it.

That's why I'm the S and you're the M, honey.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1944

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:03am

That might work if you weren't a GUY.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1945

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:04am

Uh oh.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1946

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:06am

and WHAT a guy I am!

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1947

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:08am

Great. Now I have "What a Guy" from THE GOODBYE GIRL stuck in my head.

Way to go, JG. You now owe me a drink, bitch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1948

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:08am

Yeah, yeah...I see how you are. You only love me because everytime you see me, there's a free drink in it for you.

*sniff*

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1949

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:09am

And some bangin' entertainment!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1950

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:11am

Yes, but you wouldn't find my bangin' so entertaining if you weren't hammered first...for free. :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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