Tofu still turns you gay- Page 3
Tofu still turns you gay
#50tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:41pmIf you believe everything you read on WorldNetDaily, then yes.
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#51tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:43pm
Papa, you're such a silly hetero. It's ALL a part of the evil homosexual agenda!
#52tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:44pmworldnetdaily would never lie to us and always thoroughly researches their articles impeccably to ensure accuracy, so i guess all those vegetarians are headed for homo-land. i knew my soy allergy was really a blessing in disguise, thank the lord. well, i must go slay some unbelievers, bottoms up, silk drinkers.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
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he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#53tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:46pm
The real question is how long before they find the link to drinking rice milk making us speak ching chong like Rosie.
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#54tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:48pm
"Drink Vitasoy! It good for you!"
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#55tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:50pm
I don't think Rosie drinks soy milk. She seems like a whole milk gal to me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 12/12/06 at 12:50 PM
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#56tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:57pm::Sammy replaces regular milk with soy milk in Rath's milkshake::
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#57tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:59pm
So what causes inexplicable attractions to over-the-hill-before-they-hit-the-peak-former-lawyers-turned-talk-show-hosts?
#58tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:59pmCash.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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#59tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 1:00pmBlue cheese.
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62
#60tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 1:02pm
Calvin, I'd find it more entertaining were they not completely serious.
A few links below the "high school is evil for NOT restricting the shows the students could choose to do" story, there was another article about how an elementary school was evil for restricting this girl from performing "Awesome God" at her school's talent show. So freedom of speech is only worth protecting/enforcing if it is inline with their beliefs? That makes sense...
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
cheezedoodle
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#61tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 1:02pmStar Jones lacatates soy milk - it turned big Al gay.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
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#64tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 2:23pm
Believe me, I do know I speak on behalf of the gay community when I agree with you.
Updated On: 12/12/06 at 02:23 PM
#66tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 2:38pm
i don't care what turned me gay ... being gay is fabulous 
RIP glebby <3
#67tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 2:56pm
My guess is it's the toy poodle that did it, CTurtle. 
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#68tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 2:59pmSinger - that is a SOY poodle. Ba-duh-bump.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#69tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:03pm
Wow. I think a heard a board-wide collective groan on that one!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#72tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:17pmI am SO(y) over this!
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#73tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:19pmcan a toy poodle turn you gay? soytainly!
RIP glebby <3
#74tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 3:20pmI don't think I can SOYvive anymore of these awful puns.
"I seem to have wandered into the BRAIN load-out thread... "
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"Sorry I am a Theatre major not a English Major"
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#75tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 6:45pm
So, wait...is WorldNetDaily some Internet equivalent of Weekly World News or something? I'm afraid (and grateful) that this is the first time I've heard of them...
Oh, and I despise tofu.
I ask in all honesty/What would life be?/Without a song and a dance, what are we?/So I say "Thank you for the music/For giving it to me."
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