Tofu still turns you gay- Page 5
Tofu still turns you gay
#100tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 4:28pmI also was in a Psalty play! I was not Psalty, however. I had a solo, but I don't remember what it was. I think it was something like "If I were a crocodile, I'd thank the Lord for my big smile."
#101tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:20pm
So wait, Psalty is tofu?
Or soy turns you christian...?
I'm so confused!
Someone put me straight!
#102tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 7:28am
Psalty is a Christian play character. He's like a hymn book come to life or some such. I don't really recall, there's been a lot of tequila between my evangelical days and now.
I do recall that I was one of the boys who learned to worship and whatnot, thanks to Psalty and his daughters, who had names like Melody and Harmony.
#103tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 10:11amPsalty is male? Our Psalty was played by a woman. That's probably what turned me gay.
#104tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 10:40am
Psalty the singing song book! I remember him! I had a bunch of casettes and books with him. His son (the orange one) was named Rhythm and his wife was Psaltina. Melody was pink. I liked her better than Harmony.
My mom is the children's librarian at my family's church. Psalty isn't as popular anymore. It's all about Veggie Tales these days.
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#105tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 10:41am
If I were a butterfly, I'd thank you, Lord, for giving me wings;
And if I were a robin in a tree, I'd thank you Lord, that I could sing;
And if I were a fish in the sea, I'd wiggle my tail and I'd giggle
with glee;
But I just Thank You Father, for making me - ME!
Chorus
'Cause you gave me a heart and
You gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus, and
You made me His Child
And I just Thank You, Father
Foe making me - ME!
If I were an elephant, I'd thank you, Lord, by raising my trunk;
And if I were a kangaroo, I'd hop, hop, hop, right up to you;
And if I were an octopus, I'd thank you, Lord, for my good looks;
But I just Thank You, Father, for making me - ME!
Sadly, I know the tune to this song very well. But I don't remember how I learned it.
#107tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 2:31pmLooks like Psoylty to me.
#108tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 2:34pm
psoylty gay is people!!!!
iraq.
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pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#109tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/14/06 at 2:42pm
The title of the article says, "Charlie Sheen taints carol into 'Joy to Fornication'"
They do realize that taints the word taint.
#110tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:20am
He's baaaaaaaaaack! And it looks like there's going to be another big "tofu turns you gay" column next week!
Oh, and in this one, he manages to call Asians "Orientals."
No, really. Tofu turns you gay.
#111tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:23amgive a fool an outlet, and they'll never shut-tp....
#112tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:44am
Calvin, your update makes me realize that you cant help but read this stuff...
...which reminds me of Meg, who forced herself to look at that book of diseases of the skin that old granddaddy had in the library.
Do you use a bic razor to do your bangs?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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#113tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:45ami had some tofu last night & now i cant stop singing & acting out the score of PROMISES PROMISES
#115tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:50am
You think that's bad? I've been acting out the scene where Fran Fine goes into labor in the elevator to the tune of "I'll Never Fall in Love Again."
And no, doodle. Gillette. I had more of a Carrie White upbringing. But I would never kill Betty Buckley like she did.
#116tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:54amThen you are truly gay.
#117tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:55amI think tofu was slipped into that chinese food I had last night. I dreamed I was singing "Aint No Mountain High Enough" with Charlene, Mary Jo and Suzanne...I guess I was supposed to be Julia because I was wearing blue...and I was a klutz.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#118tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 10:59amIt's Tofurky Lurkey Time!
#119tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 11:04amIn your dream, did you catch Kim Zimmer walking in the door out of the corner of your eye, prompting you to smile and burst into even more enthusiastic choreography at the song's climax?
#120tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 11:30amI had a dream that Calvin, Doodle and Kringas were whipping me with their ponytails while frugging and boogaloo-ing and singing Kringas's lyrics to "Tofurky Lurky Time."
#123tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 11:39am
"A snowy blowy Christmas to you!"
That can get you 10 years in the south!
I didnt see Kim Zimmer with her black eye in the back of the theater, as I was Julia...and was busy giving Delta Burke the evil eye, and then f'ing up the choreography altogether.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#124tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 11:40amWhat do you have against Dixie Carter, doodle?
#125tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/19/06 at 11:41am
No, Kringas was Donna. You were Margo Sappington.
But you were all wearing white go-go boots.
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