Tofu still turns you gay- Page 2
Tofu still turns you gay
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#26re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:39am
No, if you look closer, soy causes girls to become "women" too soon. I'm sure he's working on his "cheap whore" justification to suggest that soy makes for loose and eventually pregnant teens.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#27re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:43amYou're a cheap whore, bway. Too much soy. Tsk tsk.
#28re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:43amIt is a fabulous headline, Kringas -- unfortunately, he's serious, as it's a typical fare for WorldNetDaily.
#29re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:44amThis is obviously backed by the beef/cattle industry.
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wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#30re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:44amThere was the time however when I had tofu teriyaki and I burst out singing showtunes...........................
#31re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:46amMatthew, that has NOTHING to do with the soy, though.
#32re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:50am
Wait, tofu makes you gay and that is BAD...but they're also objecting to this?
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Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#33re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:50am
I was feminized long before soy became a staple of my diet. There are some concerns raised about too much soy in one's diet, but this is the first time I've ever seen homosexuality listed as on of them.
Soy and the Brain
#34re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:51am
OS, that's why I visit that site every day. There's always something entertaining. And Pat Boone and Chuck Norris are both columnists!
It's as if Betty Bowers started taking herself seriously.
#35re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:55am
oh please, Antelope Valley UHSD.......why am I not surprised.
As some of you know I deal with school districts all over So Cal, and this does not surprise me a bit.
I pictrue Mary Tyler Moore in Throughly Modern Millie saying...
SINFUL!
how utterly ridiculous that we live in a country where this is an issue.
#36re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:55amThat's an interesting tangent: I wonder how many World NUT Daily readers stumble across Betty Bowers and think she's for real?
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#37re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:00amAbout 99.9% of them. (That's a rough estimate...not a scientific calculation.)
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#38re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:04amThis article is simply fantastic. I think I'm going vegan.
#39re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:13am
Now that I think about it, I started eating tofu about the time I came out. Maybe it's those estrogen cravings, kind of like pregnant women and pickles.
Another tangent -- the first time I ever tried to cook something with tofu, I was making this curried tofu meatless meatloaf, and I misread the recipe to put in 2 tablespoons of curry instead of 2 teaspoons. Boy, was that ever inedible.
#40re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:17amPlease, Calvin, your mother turned you gay when she convinced you you had a tw*t.
#41re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:40amAnd some Gay Conservatives are very concerned that the "feminizing" component in soy lattes is turning Log Cabin Republicans who were formerly tops into ravenous, insatiable bottoms.
#42re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:41amIf I have a son, it's soy from birth!
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#43re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:17pm
"insatiable bottoms"
Isn't that redundant?
#44re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:17pmSo tofu turns you gay, but what food turns you into a prejudiced, extremist Christian bastard?
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#46re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:21pm
I'm only eating tofu from now on then.
Does anyone know if RTFan writes for WorldNetDaily?
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touchmeinthemorning
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#47re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:29pm
"So tofu turns you gay, but what food turns you into a prejudiced, extremist Christian bastard?"
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#49tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 12:38pmwait, so all of that tofu and soy milk i've been pushing on my wife are not getting me any closer to her being more amenable to adding weekend flings with a female partner to be named later? f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!
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