Tofu still turns you gay- Page 4
Tofu still turns you gay
roquat
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/25/05
#75tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 6:45pm
So, wait...is WorldNetDaily some Internet equivalent of Weekly World News or something? I'm afraid (and grateful) that this is the first time I've heard of them...
Oh, and I despise tofu.
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#77tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 7:38pm
Secret agents from Broadway World.com have secretly substituted soy milk for RT Fans regular HOMOgenized milk in her refrigerator.
So if she turns up in any dyke bars this Christmas, It's my fault.
colleen_lee
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
#79tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:15pm
Oh lordy, that article had me laughing for about 10 minutes.
That seems like something straight out of The Onion.
#80tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 11:23pm
My uncle's been eating tofu for years.
He even made a turkey shaped tofu mold one year for Thanksgiving.
I'm gonna send this to him.
He'll laugh his ass off.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#81tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 12:27am
Wow, it's a wonder that Japan has managed to maintain its population levels for all these years.
I did my independent bio research in high school on phytoestrogens and mycoestrogens. Truly, there are no words for how stupid this is.
#82tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 10:38am
The latest tool of the devil, according to World Net Daily: Charlie Sheen.
It seems Two and a Half Men managed some extreme blasphemy by having Sheen's character sing a parody of "Joy to the World."
I've got bad news for those guys. Kids have been using that song to barbecue their teachers' heads for years.
Joy to the World, I'm having sex!
#83tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 10:39am
I love that show.
Does that mean I'm going to hell twice?
#85tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 10:44amOh well.
#86tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 10:45amThe half-trip to hell lands you somewhere in southeastern Utah, I'd say.
#87tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 10:46amHoly Christ!
#88tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:28amThose lyrics don't even work to the tune of Joy To The World.
Wanting life but never knowing how
#89tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:30amWhy do you think he's going to hell?
#90tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:37amIf that's the criteria, at least he'll have good company in Alain Boublil.
#91tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:38am
*gasp*
Who's the blasphemer now?!
#92tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:39amDoesn't the Bible say: "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a French man to get into heaven"?
#93tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 11:40amI wouldn't know. I'm a sinful homo - the one time I touched a Bible, it burst into flames and my cat died.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#94tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 2:30pmI once saw a Bible in person! They're smaller in person than they look on TV.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#96tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 2:39pmWhy does it look like you should be singing "Mammy" in that picture?
#97tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 2:41pmHush! You don't know how hard it is to find size 27 K Swiss sneakers.
#98tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 4:17pmiraq.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#99tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/13/06 at 4:19pm
Oh my god. You found a picture of Psalty.
I'll have you know I performed in the very first Psalty play that was made for the "instilling of Christian values."
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