Tofu still turns you gay
Tofu still turns you gay
#1Tofu still turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:19am
From the medical minds at WorldNetDaily...
I hate these people.
Updated On: 12/19/06 at 10:19 AM
#1re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:22amWHAT?
Somebody sit in my chair, and ruin my sleep, and make me aware of being alive!
#2re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:22am
And, as usual, he cites "recent research"...correction, he makes mention of it. Citing would require the admission that he's making **** up.
I'm going to go drink as much soy as I can and pee on his children now.
#3re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:23amIt must have been all the tofu my mother ate that made me...wait. My mother hates tofu. Is there non-fermented soy in cream of mushroom soup and velveeta?
#4re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:24amWhat kind of mind comes up with this sh*t?
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#5re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:25am
Good thing I don't eat tofu.
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#6re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:26amMaybe not, but your Sondheim Elf av is very disturbing...
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#7re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:26amTofu is gay.
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#8re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:27amIs this really on the level? The title ("A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals") is fabulous.
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#9re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:28am
What an idiot. Of course, he can't explain how homosexuality existed long before the use of soy-based formulas.
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."
So does excessive Evangelism, apparently. Funny how those pastors are old enough never to have experienced soy milk as babies. And I'm willing to bet they never drank it as adults either.
This whole article sounds like something RTFan would believe.
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#10re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:29am
Tofu madness, tofu madness!
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#11re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:30amI've alway liked tofu especially in double sauteed pork and I am a flaming heterosexual.
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#12re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:30amoh how ridiculous......
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#13re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:31amI always thought tofu was a bland food substance on its own... that just adopted the "flavor" of whatever was already there to begin with.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#14re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:31amIdiotic...
Somebody sit in my chair, and ruin my sleep, and make me aware of being alive!
#15re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:33am
I love this...it's exactly the kind of thing to plaster all over to show how idiotic these people are...and expose them for the hate mongers they are.
...and I dont know about you, but shrinking penises do not seem to be a particular problem for the gay community in my experience...just sayin'
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#16re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:33amThere must've been soy in the animals they ate back in the biblical days...
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#17re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:34amWell, DUH!
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#18re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:34am
Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant
This doesn't even make any sense. If we're going by the textbook definition of deviant, then yes, homosexuality is deviant because it deviates from the norm. A deviation can happen easily in utero.
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#19re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:35am
They love to use that textbook definition though, Kringas, because most people (read: stupid ones) don't equate deviate with deviant.
#20re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:35am
Funny how his definition of "Homosexual" only refers to men. I would think that an increase of soy would have the opposite effect on lesbians and would, in fact, "cure" them of their "disease". Funny how that hypothesis is never brought up in the article.
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#21re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:35amand I thought just talking to someone gay made you gay......
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#22re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:36amWell, duh. Real men eat meat and potatos from birth. Who cares if they don't have teeth to chew yet; all the choking deaths will weed out the weak ones.
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#23re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:36amThey'll find another health food that causes lesbianism. Like whole wheat pasta.
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#24re: Tofu turns you gay
Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:37amWould soy therapy be beneficial for pre-op transsexuals?
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