Sebelius's son is the creator of the homophobic "Don't Drop the Soap" game. He's selling it from the governor's mansion and his mom is very proud.
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'Don't drop the soap' game creator gets thumbs-up from Kansas governor - his mom
by: pam
Sun Jan 27, 2008 at 09:00:00 AM EST
Har-dee-har-har. What a great game to prop up men's obsession with being *ss-raped in prison. The creator of this endeavor, John Sebelius, is the son of the governor of Kansas. Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has said of her 23-year-old spawn's efforts that she and her husband, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius, 'are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent' used to give birth to the prison-themed 'Don't Drop the Soap.' (Chicago Sun-Times):
John Sebelius is selling the game on his Internet site for $34.99, plus packaging, shipping and handling. The contact information on the Web site lists the address of the governor's mansion. Corcoran said the address will change when John Sebelius moves.
The game also goes on sale starting Jan. 31 at a shop called Hobbs in the college town of Lawrence.
The site describes 'Don't Drop the Soap' as a game 'Where no one playing enters through the front door!'
'Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole,' the site says. 'Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.'
I'm sure if Sebelius ran commercials on the Spike TV channel, he's sell these out in a flash.
'Don't drop the soap' game creator gets thumbs-up from Kansas governor - his mom