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#901

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:53pm

900!! I stole it, BITCHES!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#902

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:54pm

That was a trick, LOSER! Mabel wanted to test your loyalty by making you reveal who "your boy" is! And instead of saying Bono (the RIGHT answer), you immediately thought of BJ! Mabel, that settles it, right? No bootleg care-pack?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#903

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:55pm

That's right, Ellie! Did you see that they're doing an episode of VH1's Storytellers? I forget when it airs though.

ETA: Ellie was right...and behind door #1...a footwear care-package...to be delivered...1, 2, 3, 4, 5...in 5 months and some change. Yeah.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 4/2/05 at 11:55 PM

#905

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/2/05 at 11:57pm

Just performing...Cameron Diaz is hosting.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#907

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:02am

I just saw Storytellers on MuchMusic (Canada's MTV) last week. Good stuff. Mostly videos, which is cool. Reminded me of why I like their older stuff more than the new stuff. (And as much as I'm loving the AI CD, I'm sick to death of the overplaying of Blvd of Broken Dreams. The freakin' HIP HOP station here is playing it! Man alive! Billie Joe and Fiddy Cent???)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#908

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:04am

I like all their stuff equally, but I listen to AI more at the moment. BOBD is overplayed, I grant you...but would you rather JoJo or Hilary Duff? My fave AI song at the moment is 'She's A Rebel!'. It's about me, you know.
#909

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:06am

Ahahaahah!!! JoJo is my cousin (no...not a joke!) God, she's terrible!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 12:06 AM

#910

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:08am

The Killers are coming up next, if'n anyone's wathin' SNL.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#911

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:08am

Is JoJo the 13 year old slut?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#912

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:10am

Yes, JoJo is the thirteen-year old trollop. I'm sure she's lovely though.

*glances at Mabel*
*nervous laugh*
#913

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:10am

That be her, Tiff!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#914

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:12am

She seems like she's got a swell personality.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#915

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:14am

I don't know what happened to her! The last time I saw her was like 3 years ago at another cousin's graduation, and she was cutsie and wholesome (going by Joanna)...no idea where this JoJo thing came from?!?!? I find her painfully bad! It's a pity because she's actually got a really strong voice (both her parents do as well...sang beautifully at a cousin's wedding). She's been sucked into the mass media conglomorate, was chewed up and spat out again! Pity....
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#916

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:15am

Well, lordy, remember the time when Christina was like Britney, but less skanky and with a killer voice? Ditto with Jessica Simpson!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#918

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:17am

I saw that lil Miss Levesque is going to be on Punk'd this season. That should be fun!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#919

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:17am

*peaking head over everyone to keep their attention before everyone fangirls over Mabel's relations re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!* B-b-but, people! Hey, people! Didn't I tell you guys that I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who happens to be Prince William? And now the two of us are set to be engaged in Westminster Abbey, like, next year. He just doesn't know it yet. Huh? Huh?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#920

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:17am

Sadly, at the rate she's progressed over the past couple years, I have a feeling JoHo isn't far off!!! *grimace*
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#921

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:20am

Hey, I'm sure she's not all that bad, really. How many girls would follow her footsteps exactly if they could? C'mon, give her a break, she's only a child. Blame her manager! Blame her parents! Blame Mabel!
#922

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:22am

I'm more impressed w/ your six degrees of separation Tiff. I've actually only met her a couple times at family functions. It's not like she's that super-close cousin that you'd go on family holidays to the beach with every summer or anything. But I do think it's rather amusing. I always knew she sang (was on Maury and Rosie several years ago) and then all of a sudden I was watching VH1's Best Week Ever over the summer, and they had a segment on JoHo (oops!...totally an accident, but I'm leaving it!) and what a trollop she seemed to be for 13 (or 14 or however old she is) I was like "....wh...wh...WHAT?!?!?! Joanna? JoJo? What?!?!?!" Yeah, and then my mass media class had a whole discussion last semester about how embarassing she is...does the fam proud!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#924

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:24am

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Mar. It's your only redeeming quality.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#925

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 12:25am

Yep...tis all on me, for not being that supportive older fem figure!

She *was* very nice and polite and everything the times I met her at weddings/baby showers, etc...This whole routine was just such an about face...Totally random and highly amusing, if you ask me. I just hope she doesn't totally go over the deep end ala Christina and Brit. That'd just be sad.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
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