Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:01pm

^other than this, what options do i have since i have issues finding pants that fit. i'm not above shopping in the husky boys section of sears to find the right length pants, but since my mom refuses to shop with me now, at age 34, i cannot figure out the correct size.

Updated On: 10/15/06 at 12:01 PM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:03pm

don't wear any

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:07pm

you're just saying that to make it easier for you to "kiss me on the lips for the first time"

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:08pm

Buy manpris and wear them as pants.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:09pm

good thing I'm a contortionist.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:10pm

Buy shorts and wear them as pants...

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:11pm

now you're getting closer, cookie.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:11pm

NO CAPRI PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:12pm

i'm just saying. they have "big&tall" stores why don't they have "dumpy&short" stores?

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:13pm

Do not support the capri industry!

They encourage bad fashion from men around the world!

And, I heard they kill puppies for sport. And they smother infants.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:13pm

isn't that the kids' section?

No one has a problem with my capri pants, SOMMSy

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:13pm

Corinemart? Rath-get?

[DG]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:16pm

If they're always around your ankles, what difference does it make how long they are?

[midtowngym]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:21pm

I LOVES me some short men. Malleable, eager to please and they never leave footprints on your walls (since they don't reach them.) I'm seeing RobbO in a whole different light...

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 12:21 PM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:23pm

but you can never short sheet their beds

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:23pm

you have the lights on?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:27pm

Did some say "spinners"?

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:27pm

*sings*
Short people have...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:28pm

good reason to smile?

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:29pm

wait...RobbO's short?!?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:29pm

I loves me some pocket homos

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:32pm

yes, jaily, i'm barely 6'1"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:32pm

and yet, he's still HOT!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:33pm

*chuckle* Oh, you!

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:33pm

My crazy ex was only 5'1".

*ponders*