Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread- Page 3

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:15pm

what are you, jaily, 21 or 22? you're too old for him.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:17pm

I wish.

25. If I shave, I can pass for 18, and I'm more than willing to pretend. (Role-play is fun for everyone!)

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:17pm

lower...

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:18pm

RobbO just has a deep resentment and jealousy towards tall, slender men. It's OK, Robb...we non-midgets need people to crawl under our sinks, look under our cars, scurry under our couches for change, and let us rest our drinks on their heads.

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:19pm

Don't listen to him, as long as you look young I can deal with an old man like you.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:29pm

Young enough? (Although I don't think I look much older than 20 or so in my avatar, either...)

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 03:29 PM

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:33pm

Oh yes. Lookin' good there Jailyard! Too bad you didn't post in the thread where everyone asked to marry me...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:34pm

Why on earth would I want to be just another number in the lineup?

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:38pm

Because then I wouldn't have turned EVERYONE down...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:39pm

Oh, you're good.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:41pm

hey! larry byrd! karl malone! take it outside! this thread is for vertically-challenged boys!

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:43pm

Robb, how long did it take you to look up the names of 2 basketball players (former) because I know you know absolutely nothing about sports on your own...

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:43pm

I *am* vertically challenged!

At 6'1", I'm the shortest adult in my family. Even my mom is 6'2"...*grumble*. Swedish bitches...

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:44pm

Jailyard...I AM good. Just wait until you find out in person.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:46pm

I shall wait in breathless antici...

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:47pm

first off, since jaily resembles larry byrd and you look a lot like karl malone, i don't think my selections were out of left field.

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:49pm

I'm not entirely sure that I don't find that somewhat insulting. :-P

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:51pm

plus you're both known for your rim shots!

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:53pm

Larry BIRD, you mos. B-I-R-D. Spelled differently than Robin spells her name.

And, he's not an ugly guy, Jail. Now, Karl...he's not a looker.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:54pm

[VinnieMeatball]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:55pm

Robb, Karl Malone is black...

Don't be insulted Jailyard...he has no idea what either of them look like. The only balls he's ever bounced come in pairs and reside in a sack.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:56pm

touchme called ME a mo! i cannot help it if i was trying to combine two of my favorite things - porn stars and athletes!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:57pm

I look *nothing* like him! Sheesh!

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:59pm

Don't worry jailyard...he's not the first person I'd say you look like. Plus, it could be worse...

after years of being told I looked and acted like Matthew Perry, I was told twice in the same day that I looked like Nathan Lane.

That's the day I started weight watchers.

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:01pm

i think you look kinda like whoopi goldberg in your avatar.