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Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
#50re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:15pmwhat are you, jaily, 21 or 22? you're too old for him.
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#51re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:17pm
I wish.
25. If I shave, I can pass for 18, and I'm more than willing to pretend. (Role-play is fun for everyone!)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#53re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:18pmRobbO just has a deep resentment and jealousy towards tall, slender men. It's OK, Robb...we non-midgets need people to crawl under our sinks, look under our cars, scurry under our couches for change, and let us rest our drinks on their heads.
#54re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:19pm
Don't listen to him, as long as you look young I can deal with an old man like you. 
#55re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:29pm
Young enough? (Although I don't think I look much older than 20 or so in my avatar, either...)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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#56re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:33pm
Oh yes. Lookin' good there Jailyard! Too bad you didn't post in the thread where everyone asked to marry me...
#57re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:34pm
Why on earth would I want to be just another number in the lineup? 
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#58re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:38pm
Because then I wouldn't have turned EVERYONE down...
#59re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:39pmOh, you're good.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#60re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:41pmhey! larry byrd! karl malone! take it outside! this thread is for vertically-challenged boys!
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#61re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:43pmRobb, how long did it take you to look up the names of 2 basketball players (former) because I know you know absolutely nothing about sports on your own...
#62re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:43pm
I *am* vertically challenged!
At 6'1", I'm the shortest adult in my family. Even my mom is 6'2"...*grumble*. Swedish bitches...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#63re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:44pm
Jailyard...I AM good. Just wait until you find out in person.
#64re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:46pmI shall wait in breathless antici...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#65re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:47pmfirst off, since jaily resembles larry byrd and you look a lot like karl malone, i don't think my selections were out of left field.
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#66re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:49pmI'm not entirely sure that I don't find that somewhat insulting. :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#67re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:51pmplus you're both known for your rim shots!
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#68re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:53pm
Larry BIRD, you mos. B-I-R-D. Spelled differently than Robin spells her name.
And, he's not an ugly guy, Jail. Now, Karl...he's not a looker.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
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#70re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:55pm
Robb, Karl Malone is black...
Don't be insulted Jailyard...he has no idea what either of them look like. The only balls he's ever bounced come in pairs and reside in a sack.
#71re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:56pmtouchme called ME a mo! i cannot help it if i was trying to combine two of my favorite things - porn stars and athletes!
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#72re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:57pmI look *nothing* like him! Sheesh!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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#73re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:59pm
Don't worry jailyard...he's not the first person I'd say you look like. Plus, it could be worse...
after years of being told I looked and acted like Matthew Perry, I was told twice in the same day that I looked like Nathan Lane.
That's the day I started weight watchers.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
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#74re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:01pmi think you look kinda like whoopi goldberg in your avatar.
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