
It's bad enough I have to put with this on a weekly basis: "Omg, aren't you...."
By the way, I am only black BELOW the waist...
your ankles?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
no, the scabs.
That's hot.
Puerto Rico, you lovely island...
I only have scabs on my knees.
I said only my knees, dammit. I haven't bottomed in quite some time...
oh, so those healed.
maxim is "helping (wo)men begin a long overdue fight against their genetically determined shallowness when choosing a partner."
Maxim's List of Short Men Released Today
Yes, and none of the people on that list are hot, are they? Hell, they even have Yoda at #6.
Looks like you-know-who didn't make the list.
Ha. He got beat out by Sean Astin, Yoda and Napoleon.
They think 5'10" is short?!?!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
Sucks to be beaten out by Yoda.
RobbO was beaten out by Yoda?
Dang.
Well, they say Yoda is a mean, green tripod...
5'10 at my family reunion would look positively Lilliputian...it's not short for the national average, but if you're standing next to someone who's 6'7", you're one shrimpy mother.
yes. at 2'1" that bitch yoda beat me by one lousy inch.
apparently, an angry inch...
Tripod? Does the staff count as a leg, or is there something I haven't known about Yoda all these years?
Of course, Jedis can't have sex, so that would be kind of a waste.
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