Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread — Page 4

#76

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:01pm

It's bad enough I have to put with this on a weekly basis: "Omg, aren't you...."

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#77

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:05pm

By the way, I am only black BELOW the waist...

#78

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:07pm

your ankles?

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#79

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:08pm

no, the scabs.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#80

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:13pm

That's hot.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#81

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:22pm

Puerto Rico, you lovely island...

#82

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:23pm

I only have scabs on my knees.

#83

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:30pm

and elbows...

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#84

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:34pm

tailbone too?

#85

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:35pm

I said only my knees, dammit. I haven't bottomed in quite some time...

#86

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:37pm

*cue Cole Porter*

#87

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:39pm

oh, so those healed.

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#88

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:40pm

maxim is "helping (wo)men begin a long overdue fight against their genetically determined shallowness when choosing a partner."
Maxim's List of Short Men Released Today

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Updated On: 11/18/05 at 04:40 PM

#89

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:41pm

#90

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:41pm

Yes, and none of the people on that list are hot, are they? Hell, they even have Yoda at #6.

#91

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:42pm

Looks like you-know-who didn't make the list.

Ha. He got beat out by Sean Astin, Yoda and Napoleon.

#92

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:46pm

They think 5'10" is short?!?!

#93

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:46pm

bitches!

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#94

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:48pm

Sucks to be beaten out by Yoda.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#95

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:49pm

RobbO was beaten out by Yoda?

Dang.

#96

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:50pm

Well, they say Yoda is a mean, green tripod...

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#97

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:51pm

5'10 at my family reunion would look positively Lilliputian...it's not short for the national average, but if you're standing next to someone who's 6'7", you're one shrimpy mother.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#98

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:51pm

yes. at 2'1" that bitch yoda beat me by one lousy inch.

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#99

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:52pm

apparently, an angry inch...

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#100

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 4:54pm

Tripod? Does the staff count as a leg, or is there something I haven't known about Yoda all these years?

Of course, Jedis can't have sex, so that would be kind of a waste.