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Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
#25re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:38pmI had a short boyfriend once. I couldn't believe all that HOMO was condensed into a 5'5" frame.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#26re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:41pm
Fortunately for Robb, we work in the same office so he can come to me for assistance should he need to get something off the top shelf of the refrigerator.
Updated On: 11/18/05 at 12:41 PM
#28re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:42pm
I wonder how much 'topping' Vinnie does for him.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
Updated On: 11/18/05 at 12:42 PM
#30re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:46pmVinnie knows how to use a dictionary?
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#31re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:47pmhe looks at the pictures.
#32re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:10pm
A thread for me!!
RobbO, we'll go shopping together--and have our pants hemmed! :)
#33re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:14pm
Jerby, everyone thinks you're short because you're always on your knees at the most inopportune moments. I almost placed a cocktail glass on your head once.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
Updated On: 11/18/05 at 01:14 PM
#34re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:18pmAnd that's how you almost became a woman...
#35re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:24pmBravo, darling! Well said!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#36re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:25pmWell. It wouldn't have been too difficult...
#37re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:26pm
Oh, muffin, you are VICIOUS today!
Mama likey!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#38re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:31pm
there's the vicious jerby i know and love!!
oh and jerby if "hemming" is some kind of perverted sexual term that you're using, well then, mister, you just sign me up for that too!
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#39re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:35pmwell what does it rhyme with??
#40re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:38pm**checks his rhyming gay sexual innuedo rhyming dictionary but comes up short***
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#41re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:40pmhence, the thread title...
#42re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:41pmHey Verne Troyer...explain to me why you need to get me a dictionary...
#43re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:41pmexactly. i am, however, a king in asia!
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#44re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:43pmI'm sure he also comes in handy being able to get to all those hard to reach places under the bed, in the back of the closet .....
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#45re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:45pmwhassa madda, vinnie, does the truff hert?
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#46re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:58pm
"exactly. i am, however, a king in asia!"
I swear to God (or whatever) I thought this said,
"exactly. i am , however a king in ANAL."
I almost fell off my chair laughing.
My fiancee is 6'2 but he is the first guy I have ever dated over 5'7".
(I am 5'5")
I LOOOVE short men...
#47re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:59pmHUH? Are you trying to say I spelled something wrong? Don't forget your lame grammar/spelling test I took in under 9 seconds and got a perfect score.
#48re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:02pmbe gone with you, beanpole, before someone drops a basketball net on you!
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#49re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:09pmBeanpole, eh? *raises eyebrows* Tell us more.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#50re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:15pmwhat are you, jaily, 21 or 22? you're too old for him.
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#51re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread
Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:17pm
I wish.
25. If I shave, I can pass for 18, and I'm more than willing to pretend. (Role-play is fun for everyone!)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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