Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread — Page 2

#26

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:38pm

I had a short boyfriend once. I couldn't believe all that HOMO was condensed into a 5'5" frame.

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'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

#27

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:41pm

Fortunately for Robb, we work in the same office so he can come to me for assistance should he need to get something off the top shelf of the refrigerator.

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 12:41 PM

#28

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:42pm

I wonder how much 'topping' Vinnie does for him.

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'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 12:42 PM

#29

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:46pm

Vinnie knows how to use a dictionary?

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#30

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 12:47pm

he looks at the pictures.

#31

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:10pm

A thread for me!!

RobbO, we'll go shopping together--and have our pants hemmed! :)

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#32

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:14pm

Jerby, everyone thinks you're short because you're always on your knees at the most inopportune moments. I almost placed a cocktail glass on your head once.

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'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

Updated On: 11/18/05 at 01:14 PM

#33

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:18pm

And that's how you almost became a woman...

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#34

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:24pm

Bravo, darling! Well said!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#35

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:25pm

Well. It wouldn't have been too difficult...

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#36

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 1:26pm

Oh, muffin, you are VICIOUS today!


Mama likey!

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#37

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:31pm

there's the vicious jerby i know and love!!

oh and jerby if "hemming" is some kind of perverted sexual term that you're using, well then, mister, you just sign me up for that too!

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Updated On: 11/18/05 at 02:31 PM

#38

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:35pm

well what does it rhyme with??

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#39

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:38pm

**checks his rhyming gay sexual innuedo rhyming dictionary but comes up short***

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PED

#40

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:40pm

hence, the thread title...

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#41

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:41pm

Hey Verne Troyer...explain to me why you need to get me a dictionary...

#42

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:41pm

exactly. i am, however, a king in asia!

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#43

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:43pm

I'm sure he also comes in handy being able to get to all those hard to reach places under the bed, in the back of the closet .....

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"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#44

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:45pm

whassa madda, vinnie, does the truff hert?

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#45

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:58pm

"exactly. i am, however, a king in asia!"


I swear to God (or whatever) I thought this said,

"exactly. i am , however a king in ANAL."

I almost fell off my chair laughing.

My fiancee is 6'2 but he is the first guy I have ever dated over 5'7".

(I am 5'5")

I LOOOVE short men...

#46

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 2:59pm

HUH? Are you trying to say I spelled something wrong? Don't forget your lame grammar/spelling test I took in under 9 seconds and got a perfect score.

#47

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:02pm

be gone with you, beanpole, before someone drops a basketball net on you!

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PED

#48

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:09pm

Beanpole, eh? *raises eyebrows* Tell us more.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#49

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:15pm

what are you, jaily, 21 or 22? you're too old for him.

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#50

re: Vertically-Challenged (Biological) Boys Thread

Posted: 11/18/05 at 3:17pm

I wish.

25. If I shave, I can pass for 18, and I'm more than willing to pretend. (Role-play is fun for everyone!)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.