'Very litigious' Eddie Varley sues estranged wife Phantom2 for $10 million — Page 2

You should see what he did to Eddies Grand Moff Tarkin.

I won't go into details...but it's now brown.

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That deprived little aaaaahhhhh-shole!!! How could he! I mean, beating you is one thing, but abusing the collection. HE'S GONE TO FAR!

it was still in the original package too!

Has SOC2 been doing anything to your stuff, jrb?

Eddie, just be thankful there were no children...

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The s'sssss where a dead give-away.

that IS what I mean actually.

Phanty, daughter dear, stop smacking around poor David! oops I mean Eddie....

Varley says he resented the jokes about his sexuality and adamantly denies the rumors that he's gay.

Varley: “I'm into women. I've always loved women. I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with. What man in his right mind would go and start saying, ‘I did this to this one, that to that one.’ Why? I also like muscle bound latino fitness models, so what?!”

Phillips: ”There were plenty of cynics out there who were convinced that you married her because she was a ticket to fame. “

Varley: “If I wanted to be famous, I could have been famous before. I mean, I was Santa in Andrea McArdle's Family Christmas, Hello, I won't even take a picture.”

Phillips: “You would have been content to stay behind the scenes?”

Varley: “Absolutely, I never looked for it. Other than the stalking of Latin American Soap Stars, It just came.”

Eddie Varley insists he didn't marry for fame or fortune.

Varley: “I was already set for life when I met her. I had just done a Miss Junior America Show in Ohio. I made over ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. So I didn't marry Phanty for anything that Phanty could give me as far as financially. I just loved the person. I mean, I just loved Phanty, unconditionally loved Phantom2. “

Has Phanty come in to rebut yet?

Well have you read the new article in TV GUIDE?


"Eddie Varley, 53, was arrested last Thursday and released on $200,00 bail for spousal abuse, reports reuters. I sat down to speak to Varley who is currently under house arrest, at his country home in Pennsylvania.

TV GUIDE: Court documents suggest you forcecd yourself on Phantom2 nightly for over a year

EDDIE VARLEY: Those are lies. Horrible vicious lies spread by the jews.

TVG: As most rumors are. Do you care to set the record straight for us?

EV: Funny choice of words

TVG: Yes.

EV: Well, after Phantom2 and I were married, I told him things were going to change. I put him on a new diet and exercise routine and gave him a 9pm curfew.

TVG: I see.

EV: I'm glad you do, because he refused to follow them. Plus, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I had dinner waiting for me when I got home from work.

TVG: And I assume you tried marriage counseling?

EV: Let's not get too personal here. I'll just say we tried working things out "on our own", but there's only so much you can do when you're living with a dirty Mexican.

TVG: I wasn't aware he was of Mexican decent.

EV: Oh, sure. They all are."



It's just nice to read a different side of things if you ask me.

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oooh... it gets nasty!

Phanty: You do get huge points for quoting Ivana like that. But, really now? BOBA FETT????

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In a recent interview with Access Dollypoop, SonofCorine2 - fresh off her 14th national tour with Grease III, The KY Strikes Back, said, "I've been saying for years to watch out for that B*tch - and I'M the greatest STAR!"

Phantom2 had no comment from the Laura Bush Clinic in Palm Desert, except to say that the understudies are always bitter.