WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 25

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:37am

High heels?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:38am

my cha cha heels!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:41am

That's more like it. I like a girl with some fight in her. I hate it when they just lay there and sob about wanting "to go home" or begging me to "loosen the straps" and such. If our relationship is gonna work then I need some stimulation. I need to be challenged sometimes (not too much cause that just gets my dander up). I always say give me a pretty man, a bottle of Wild Turkey, some duct tape and a pair of needle nose pliers and I'm a happy camper. I'm gonna make you my favorite
lady-man ever. You're gonna look mighty fine in them heels. Yahoo!

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:48am

LOL!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:07pm

RSR, you aiming for a beating?
I'm not sure how they do things down your way, I mean I know Friday nights are the brother and sister dance party jamboree at the local tar-pit, but round here we treat a lady with respect,even if that lady is a 37 year old male has-not-been with a history of bad haircuts and a hankerin' for fried ravioli...
So maybe you best start putting some smarts in that furry little skull you got and start learnin' how we do things downtown.
And you ain't making me no Lady-Man, I'll put a Hartz collar around that neck and take you to the dogwalk wit da quickness...

You keep this up and you gonna be in line for a Richard Simmons airport bitch-slap marathon.
Updated On: 3/31/04 at 12:07 PM

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:22pm

wait, ot, but right said rick, wow that's a hairy man!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:32pm

But can he truly be classified as a "man"?

More like "missing link"?

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:43pm

Maybe you can tame him, Eddie. He has a nice face. Probably just needs some human contact.

[Craig]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:57pm

a reminder, one ID per person please. Thank you!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 1:21pm

Oh, boys, who is playing with themself?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 1:38pm

MOM!!!

I told you to KNOCK before coming in my ROOM!!!!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 5:08pm

This thread is starting to scare me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 5:45pm

I've been scared since the second post!

It's dangerous, I tell you, DANGEROUS!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 5:48pm

I think you have the biggest thread I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 5:50pm

it's a five hander!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:25pm

Oh my!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:28pm

It's like an iron FIST in a velvet glove.

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:40pm

I'll show you an iron fist Mr. V. Ya don't spend eight years in a Vietnamese tiger cage without learnin' to do some crazy stuff with your hands. I can stick both hands and feet in my mouth and simultaneously whistle the national anthem. All you lack is some discipline. Say Varley, what size do you take in a spiked dog collar?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:42pm

WONDER TWINS POWER!

Form of a ..WEED WHACKER!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:43pm

Maestro, my exit music please.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 7:00pm

Play us both off, I'm out!

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:04am

Eddie is back on top -- and I mean on TOP

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:15am

I'm the TOP Banana!

Nice to have you make a cameo tommyboy!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 10:42am

If you're on top, where am I?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 11:10am

Every which way but loose!