WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 24

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:21pm

Whatever floats your boat...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:30pm

Floatation devices rock!!!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:31pm

I know CPR!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:41pm

I've fallen and YOU can't get me up!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:42pm

Trust me, I got the power!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:45pm

GIRL POWER!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:46pm

Phanty Spice

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:49pm

One of these days, Eddie...POW, right in the kisser!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:50pm

Yes PLEASE!

Hahaha

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:54pm

Phanty, you are sucha ass kisser!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 2:55pm

WELCOME SOMMS, you finally took your "mask" off!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 3:00pm

It's not all that I took off!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 3:55pm

Well, well. It seems that Mr. Eddie Varley has gotten real popular on this here website. Aunty Memaw said I had another one of my spells. All I knows is that I woke up on the basement floor, buck naked with nothin' but a bloody ice pick, a hunk of human hair and some scattered teeth. I know that ain't mine cause I lost my big boy teeth a long time ago. Last time I was here, Mr. Varley was nothin' but a punk but now he seems to think that he's all that. Maybe you need to be taken down a peg or two, Mr. Showbiz. I just might make that trip to see you singin' it up at that benefit ya'll yackin' about. Look for me, I'll be the one that's hiding in your dressing room shower. We'll see how high and mighty you are when I get through with ya.

Posted: 3/30/04 at 4:00pm

LOL!!! RSR returns!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 4:12pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted: 3/30/04 at 4:37pm

I want to give Eddie Varley a hearty welcome! This is my first post on broadwayWORLD.com. Eddie convinced me to join in the fun the other night so I'll see how long I can stay afloat.

[etoile]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 5:20pm

Welcome yourself, GBS! Wondered if you had been here this whole time and was just posting under a new name. Nice to see you joined.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/30/04 at 6:24pm

GBS! I'm so proud of you!

"We can do it!..We can do it!"

Have fun, the waters fine here at BWW.com!

But watch out for Right Said Rick, he ain't no strong swimmer!

Posted: 3/31/04 at 12:19am

Yes, RSR is indeed a scary one. Has anyone figured out who his alter ego is? Or maybe he just needs to be altered. Thanks for the words of encouragement, etoile and Eddie.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 2:04am

I went to confession today. I confessed that I killed a mouse, I screamed a bleepable obsenity at my noisy neighbor...and that I started ...sob...hic...THIS THREAD...GRRRRRR

Oh, Dear Lordy, I am sooooo soooooory.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 2:25am

I thought RSR might have been gone for good. I didn't want to say anything, you know "knock on wood" but he has returned. Eddie you may need an armed body guard outside your dressing room. RSR IS pretty crazy. I am sure there are board members who would jump at the opportunity to be your bodyguard. If they want to do it you have to make them sing. "AND I-I-I! WILl ALWAYS LOVE YOU-OU-OU-OU!"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 6:56am

Eddie, "nothings going to harm you; not while I'm around" If Rick shows up, I'll be ready for him. He'll have to go through 6'4", 205 lbs. of karate, ass-kickin' courtesy of SOMMS. I have a black belt! I've also got this really divine fuschia studded belt that I wear with my capri pants, but I digress. RSR, beware! I'll be armed with a bottle of Nair!

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"Unsafe at any speed" Updated On: 3/31/04 at 06:56 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 8:09am

Thanks for watching my back my dawgs!

And what fun to have graight join in, and Sueleen don't think of it as a bad thing that you started the "eddie infection", think of it as emotional charity for a sweet, hapless soul like me!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:24am

I don't take kindly to threats. I give 'em but I don't take 'em. I am what ya call stealthy. I can sneak up on a man, overpower him and tear him a new corn chute before you can say "Tom Bosley." Don't get yer hopes up Varley, I think that you are gonna go nice and slow. I've already lined my trunk with trash bags. All I'll say is that somewhere there is a ramshackle hut with a soiled mattress with your name on it, Mr. V. Updated On: 3/31/04 at 11:24 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/31/04 at 11:30am

RSR, I've dealt with your kind before, all talk and no teeth action.

Now you mentioned your "MaMaw" in one of your posts, I'd hate to see something happen to her, like if she had an "accident" and fell down that hole in the "holler" where ya'll live..

And that body sweater a' yours is gonna be skinned alive unless you get to learnin' some manners 'round here, friend.

If you keep it up, I'm gonna have to put my heels on..and you don't want THAT!