WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 26

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 1:39pm

So, Eddie, which...oh hmmm. I forgot what I was gonna say.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 1:41pm

"but loose", I think you were saying.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:06pm

Loose?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:11pm

Sorry, I have to go run and take the subway.

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:11pm

I hope not!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:13pm

I gotta head uptown, anyone wanna get some coffee? Updated On: 4/1/04 at 02:13 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:27pm

One lump or two?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 2:48pm

Hmmmm, um, I can't put my finger on how many I want!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 3:06pm

I hope you washed your hands.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 3:07pm

I always wear my surgical glove during an operation.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 3:09pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 4:14pm

Oh yeah! So, Eddie, which...oh damn. I lost it again.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 4:24pm

Huh?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/1/04 at 7:07pm

It's time for me to admit that I find Eddie Varley to be extremely attractive. I wouldn't mind spending some time alone with him.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 8:43am

Well you ain't alone, my darling Dollypop!

I'm LOVABLE! HAHA, Seriously thank you for your kind words.

I always think of myself as cartoonishly handsome, sorta like Magilla Gorilla or Top Cat.

My heart however is taken, by my one and only true love;

BROADWAY!

Posted: 4/2/04 at 10:02am

Get in line Dollypop....!!!!

There are a number of people who want to throw one Eddie's way!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 10:17am

Eddie, why don't you sit down and we'll all play musical chairs!! HAHA

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 12:06pm

Back off ya'll, he's mine. When I mark a man, I take 'em! By force if needed. Hell, its all been by force so far but if they didn't kick and scream so much then it wouldn't be so much darn fun. Am I right? Of course I am.

I'll tells ya'll sumthin', I am so dang excited about this here benefit that ya'll planned. I can't wait to see all that hootin' & hollerin' goin on. I just might even shave my neck and get one of them thar' high collar shirts and look all respectable. I'm a comin' for ya Mr. V. Front row, center and then I makes my move.

Posted: 4/2/04 at 12:13pm

ewwwwwwwww..shave your NECK?/ewwwwwww(LOL)

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 12:47pm

This is a job for the Fab 5!

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 12:59pm

What if Eddie were to join the Fab Five? This is what it would be like:

"Grooming!"
"Food and Wine!"
"Fashion!"
"Culture!"
"Design!"

"By your powers combined, I am Eddie Varley!"

Actually i am a bit young, you might not get that. (Captain Planet)

Updated On: 4/2/04 at 12:59 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 1:11pm

Eddie could be the SEX ED guru!!

Updated On: 4/2/04 at 01:11 PM

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 1:14pm

No alliteration? I was thinking more along the lines of Sex-Ed Stallion....

Updated On: 4/2/04 at 01:14 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/2/04 at 1:25pm

Brilliant!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/3/04 at 1:42am

I threw one at Eddie once. He tripped over it and fell down some stairs.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!