WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 46

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/3/04 at 10:55pm

Nope--I'm on a roll and you know it!!

You could always prove me wrong and put your money where my mouth is!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/3/04 at 10:56pm

No, you could put your mouth, oh nevermind...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/4/04 at 8:03am

Ewwww, what in tarnation is goin' on 'round here?!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/4/04 at 3:14pm

Eddie's underwear has been seized by the NYPD! DNA testing will be conducted to see if he is indeed naughty or nice. Having been Santa on Andrea's album, the question bears investigation.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/4/04 at 3:17pm

Hmmmmmmm. Nope. Can not bring myself to make a joke about his asking kids what they want for Christmas--just tooooooooo tacky for even me!! I need to go shower now.

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 7:04am

Mr. V, it's almost Speedo weather. When are you available for abduction to my Unibomber-style shack? My bikini zone ain't gonna shave itself. Updated On: 5/5/04 at 07:04 AM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 10:24am

Woohoo for Speedos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 10:25am

I'm wearing my Aquaman Speedos RIGHT NOW!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 11:04am

I assume you heard this one...but what the hell....

2 guys walking down the beach wearing speedos. One's getting a lot of googles and drools. He advises his partner to put a sock in his speedo too. Next day, the crowd is rolling in the sand laughing at one of the guys as they strut by. "Fool! You're supposed to put the sock down the front of the speedo".

Sorry, someone is making me turn very naughty lately and I can't say who!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 11:06am

Looks like you just made the NAUGHTY list PB!

But I KNOW what those Philly gals are like!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 11:07am

Maybe Dee Hoty can come and check you out!! HAHA I crack myself up, PB ENT. HAHA

Updated On: 5/5/04 at 11:07 AM

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 11:17am

Hey! I resemble that remark. No more sneak previews or blown kisses for you Phanty. Meet me in the alley.


NO PLEASE! Not the NAUGHTY list! I'm a nice Philly hootchie momma. As Curly Howard says "I'm a victim of cyk-cum-stance".

[ckeaton]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 11:31am

You're in the holding cell PB. It could go either way.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 12:24pm

and with such a dandy cell mate! Just tell me how much you want...after all I AM from Philly.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/5/04 at 12:40pm

Ah Philly, it brings back memories, starting out at Society Hill Playhouse, spending time with all those "Nunsense" gals!

Patti, send me "coke and a Hoagie" PLEASE!!!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/6/04 at 8:47am

After much thought and deliberation, I've finished my lists of who is naughty and nice, whom I want to invite to a party, have a roman orgy with, and who is the biggest hussy.

The list:

Eddie Varley


Love ya! Mean it!

PS If I had even the vaguest idea of how to put a hoagie in a box, one would be on it's way to ya!

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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!"" Updated On: 5/6/04 at 08:47 AM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/6/04 at 8:57am

Why SOMMS, right back at ya baby!

And maybe we can have the M&F coverboy work the fan to cool us down!
There used to be a place in Philly that sent a box of local dishes, everything from Tastykakes to Pat's Steaks..ah good ol' Philadelphia!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/6/04 at 9:06am

I actually went to the trouble of registering on the M&F message board and asking if anyone knew the name of our fatal attraction. No success. Someone did call me a perv for wanting to know his identity, must be someone I know. But no one has coughed up a name. How the hell can I stalk the object of our affection without a name! I mean come on now muscleheads, throw a guy a bone!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/6/04 at 9:35am

I e-mailed the freaking photographer! I kid you not, he sent a lovely reply, but no name.

We need to know, and I need more pics!!!!!!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/7/04 at 11:11am

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[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/7/04 at 12:21pm

Phants, are YOU the M&F cover boy? It all comes together now!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/7/04 at 3:14pm

"" There used to be a place in Philly that sent a box of local dishes, everything from Tastykakes to Pat's Steaks..ah good ol' Philadelphia!""

oooo them butterscotch krimpetts.

Are you are talkin about Vince's Deli(?) and the "Philly care Package" It used to be near Rittenhouse Sq. I once had them send a 12ft. hoagie, via Airborne Express, to my brother who moved to Denver CO. He mounted it on his mantle. Sick sibling.

Hey! I had a drink downtown Ritz Carlton last night before seeing BJ Crosby at the Prince, they've really spruced up that lobby. You really need to phone home more often EV.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/7/04 at 9:48pm

The grammar police have reported an egregious error!!!!!!!!

It should be:

"oooo THOSE butterscotch krimpetts"

If the error occurs again you'll be pelted with scrapple.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/8/04 at 10:20am

You caught me! HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/8/04 at 12:27pm

FINALLY! Phantom2 is revealed as the June 2004 Muscle&Fitness cover model!

And Dollypop in Philly they say "them" instead of "those", and don't forget the ever popular.."Yo, how yooooouse doin'?" I really do need to head back home soon....we'll have a drink at the Ritz Carlton PB!

Ok, back to my M&F issue....