WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 9

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 11:26am

I love Scott's eyebrows, truly I do.
<--- One for each eyebrow

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 11:33am

I'll give him an extra :) just in case something else is waxed!

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 11:38am

I have to admit that I gots myself all mixed over this Eddie Varley character. He seems like a nice enuff fella but sometimes I get those old feelings come back to me when I take a gander at that angelic face of his. Now, I've buried more hitchhikers in shallow graves then I care to remember. Times were simple back then. All you needed was some duct tape, a little chloroform, a shovel and a bag of lyme and you were cookin' with Crisco. Eddie makes me feel like it's time that I settle down and lead the straight life. What 'dya think Ed, can a fella like me and a fella like you make a home for themselves out some cardboard boxes and a lotta TLC? Updated On: 3/4/04 at 11:38 AM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 11:41am

I'm calling Kyan!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 11:46am

NO, Call the cops, NOWWW!!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 12:04pm

Hey, back off Rick! Ain't nobody sharing cardboard with Eddie but me!

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"Eddie makes me headie"

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 12:09pm

Just when you think he's gone.....

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 2:31pm

Eddie, is it true you are planning a wardrobe malfunction during your next pageant judging tour of duty?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 2:49pm

Yeah, his fly is gonna get stuck!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 2:55pm

There once was a guy named Eddie
Who's sex drive was always in "ready"
He's cruise and he'd prowl
then give up in a scowl
and settle for a troll like a Yeti

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/4/04 at 7:02pm

Yeti's are AWESOME in da sack, but a bit cold hearted.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 11:46am

Your icon scares me.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 12:07pm

I need a facial and a tan, NOW!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 12:38pm

I have always been drawn to men with high cheekbones!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 2:37pm

A new meaning to DROP DEAD gorgeous!! HAHA

[robbiej]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 2:45pm

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

God I love that movie. The girl with anorexia singing DON'T CRY OUT LOUD is GENIUS!

Posted: 3/5/04 at 3:51pm

also when the trailer catches on fire:

"Oh crap, Oh crap"..

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 4:44pm

Let's stay on TOPIC, WELCOME ME! hahahaha

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 4:50pm

you're welcome

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:00pm

For that witty retort, I demand an essay, on, ME, let them know my power, give me sum sugga!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:01pm

Who sneezed?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:15pm

Your power is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:29pm

Excellent, my young apprentice.......

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:30pm

Edy who? Isn't that a brand of ice cream?

Updated On: 3/6/04 at 05:30 PM

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/5/04 at 5:30pm

Thank you, Master.