I have to admit that I gots myself all mixed over this Eddie Varley character. He seems like a nice enuff fella but sometimes I get those old feelings come back to me when I take a gander at that angelic face of his. Now, I've buried more hitchhikers in shallow graves then I care to remember. Times were simple back then. All you needed was some duct tape, a little chloroform, a shovel and a bag of lyme and you were cookin' with Crisco. Eddie makes me feel like it's time that I settle down and lead the straight life. What 'dya think Ed, can a fella like me and a fella like you make a home for themselves out some cardboard boxes and a lotta TLC?
Updated On: 3/4/04 at 11:38 AM