WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 7

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 9:42am

Let me know so I can get a waxing and iron out my wrinkles!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 9:58am

I'll save a crown for you!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 12:49pm

Phanty? I like that!! HEHE

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 2:29pm

Phanty,
You had me at "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", and I brought you back a pink thong too, just in case, anyone want dibs on the purple one?

[robbiej]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 2:37pm

Um...Varley.

Where's my f*cking present?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:10pm

You'll get the purple thong, and a copy of Andrea McArdle's Christmas CD, happy babycakes?!

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:13pm

What about ME????? Freakin' A!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:36pm

Anth! Ok, Ok, must stay calm, for you I gots the X-Tina thong and and the 2nd runner's up scrapbook, her boyfriend looks like Brad Pitt! Pretty Pretty?

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:37pm

Pretty Pretty!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:43pm

Hey! All I got was a stinking MJA t-shirt!

[robbiej]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 4:52pm

I don't want the CD!

I WANT THE BROTHER!!!!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/25/04 at 8:25pm

I'm not the least perturbed that you didn't bring me anything, Eddie. I'm just glad to know you had a good time. (sigh!)

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 1:48pm

Dollypop, I'm getting you the complete set of Miss Junior Amercia action figures, you'll love the "eddie varley" with "hosting action"!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 3:17pm

Does it come with a big...
Oh, nevermind!

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 3:22pm

Whats with the "Bloomies", Eddie? Enlighten us, please!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 3:46pm

My smashing new icon was created by our own Craig, the "Bloomies" can take on many meanings....wait until you see tomorrows!

Posted: 2/26/04 at 4:04pm

Hey Eddie -- Did you get to TNT or the Body Zone while in Det?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 4:11pm

Tommy, I didn't have any post show fun! It was a few Coor's Lights and a Buffalo Chicken sandwhich with the staff, that why I need you guys to meet me when I travel! I mean this IS my WELCOME thread.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 4:47pm

How much did he charge you for that? HAHA

[Dollypop]

Posted: 2/26/04 at 6:55pm

*Dollypop claps his hands with glee*

Gee Auntie Mame, just what I always wanted! My very first Eddie Varley action figure!!!

(Now we'll teach it a few actions that will raise eyebrows!)

[etoile]

Posted: 2/27/04 at 12:56am

Darlin', I don't think it's eyebrows you want to raise.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/27/04 at 7:46am

The only thing getting a rise is my blood pressure, let's bring this thread out of the gutter and back where it belongs...in my bedroom! Kiddin', no, I can't fool around with any of my board friends, Momma said not to trust acting folk.

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 2/27/04 at 8:26am

Mr. Eddie Varley, you are looking mighty fine right now. If you were my cellmate I'd turn you punk in five minutes. Then I'd trade you to my buddies for packs of cigarettes. You'd keep me knee deep in menthols for the rest of my ever-lovin' life. I won't tolerate no sass back. Once I go 'atcha with a bar of soap in an athletic sock, after two minutes you'll be beggin' for mercy. Not in the face though, I wanna protect that golden throat of yours. Ya gots a voice like an angel. Makes even a man like me cry his good eye out.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/27/04 at 10:13am

Momma, I'm scared.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/27/04 at 10:33am

Even my momma is scared!