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#251

Crazy Ass Amy

With the grand re-opening already sold out and probably people waiting to fill the restaurant without the whole "screening process", imagine if everyone just ordered water.
#252

Crazy Ass Amy

I don't believe it's sold out, of course. And it if were, would Amy be cooking one table at a time, as is her wont?
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#253

Crazy Ass Amy

You don't think the re-opening has become enough of a "I was there!" event to sell out?
#254

Crazy Ass Amy

Exactly. And you know everyone will be sending their food back just to see what happens.
#255

Crazy Ass Amy

You know the only people who passed the screening for opening night will be family and friends.
It will be like being at the invited dress for the Broadway show Tom Sawyer.


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

Updated On: 5/17/13 at 10:34 AM

#256

Crazy Ass Amy

The radio host suggested that maybe they open as a sort of "Dick's Last Resort" where they treat the customers like crap on purpose, the PR guy said the difference is that those abusive places have great food and Amy's doesn't. Again, one day before taking them on as clients.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#257

Crazy Ass Amy

They should change the name of the place to One Table @ A Time. Like the Hour Glass Tavern, but instead of hour glasses over the tables, they could give chalk to the customers and they could put an X on the wall for every hour that passes between placing their orders and finally getting them.
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#258

Crazy Ass Amy

Wasn't today the grand re-opening?
#259

Crazy Ass Amy

Namo, you crack me up!
KFTC!!!!!
#261

Crazy Ass Amy

I forgot all about this and how it united us all for a few days.
#262

Crazy Ass Amy

Clever, they are not running that page. It's some Amurika loving weirdo.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#264

Crazy Ass Amy

A Scottsdale public-relations firm headed by Jason Rose explained in a news release that a law firm representing the producers of “Kitchen Nightmares” warned the Bouzaglos against making disparaging remarks about the show or its star, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Rose's firm announced on Monday that it no longer would be representing the Bouzaglos.

I guess Jason Rose was right when he said they were beyond help.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#265

Crazy Ass Amy

Jason Rose and his firm are just haters! It's sabotage!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#266

Crazy Ass Amy

On Tuesday, Amy’s opened to a thin crowd and began serving those holding reservations at 5 p.m...

I had a feeling they were overstating the huge numbers of reservations.

On Tuesday, Samy and Amy talked about their past records and indicated Samy had served time in prison before immigrating to the United States 13 years ago. Reached by phone as they drove to their restaurant Tuesday morning, Amy and Samy each tried to talk over the other -- interrupting, yelling and even cursing one another as the conversation continued.

The more things change...
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#267

Crazy Ass Amy

They need a real star like Uncle Poodle to dine there and give the place the thumbs up.
#268

Crazy Ass Amy

Jason must be one of those Yelpers! Damn Yelpers!
#269

Crazy Ass Amy

Lord, these two are the gift that just keeps on giving!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#270

Crazy Ass Amy

It's my favorite soap opera. I follow it religiously.
#271

Crazy Ass Amy

One of their neighboring establishments made it onto Buzzfeed with this one.

Crazy Ass Amy
#272

Crazy Ass Amy

That is so perfect.
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#274

Crazy Ass Amy

I don't know why, but the jazz hands from the security guards in that picture made me laugh so hard.
#275

Crazy Ass Amy

Thanks for the link, Jungle. I was starting to feel like a Harry Potter tween awaiting an over-due sequel outside of Borders. Remember when there was Borders? And new Harry Potter books?

Anyhoo, of COURSE she doesn't make he desserts.


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