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#51

Crazy Ass Amy

So has Amy admitted that all those "Beautiful" cakes in the display case were NOT made by her? Cause I recognize some of them from my days in the the Restaurant biz- them is some frozen premade desserts
#52

Crazy Ass Amy

Jane, Fox's Kitchen nightmares, one of Gordon Ramsey's shows
#54

Crazy Ass Amy

I love how they thought there was any chance of Gordon coming in, loving the food and telling them that their customers were all wrong. lol
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#55

Crazy Ass Amy

So, apparently she was convicted of identity theft at the beginning of the millennium.

It kind of makes me understand her relationship with Samy, though. It seems like he swooped in and helped her put her life back together.





Oh, Amy

Updated On: 5/14/13 at 06:29 PM

#56

Crazy Ass Amy

You know how those Internet haters can be, but I rea somewhere that it is speculated that she was a call girl in Vegas.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#57

Crazy Ass Amy

Jane, jg2 posted a link to watch the show.
KFTC!!!!!
#58

Crazy Ass Amy

In a word: Scottsdale.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#60

Crazy Ass Amy

Thanks for the video link. Got through the first segment so far & my jaw is hanging open. Holy hell. Those are crazy people.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#61

Crazy Ass Amy

There are so many! I love reading this crap.

Someone caught on that she photoshopped, badly, a post saying that the police called them.
Crazy Amy posts on Reddit
#62

Crazy Ass Amy

Guys, now they're Facebooking that it was a hacker, and the FBI is now involved. I love this all so much
#63

Crazy Ass Amy

Crazy Ass Amy



Ha, Wynbish, you beat me to it. These people are crazy!
#64

Crazy Ass Amy

So Kitchen Nightmares is complete fiction? They volunteered to be on the show to get more customers?
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#65

Crazy Ass Amy

The plot doth thicken!!



....but the world goes 'round
#66

Crazy Ass Amy

According to theories on Reddit, they went on the show because she wanted to hear how great her food is from a famous chef. When he didn't like it, she took it personally.

Ironically, Gordon liked the desserts.
#67

Crazy Ass Amy

Crazy Ass Amy

#68

Crazy Ass Amy

Crazy Ass Amy

#69

Crazy Ass Amy

My favorite part about the whole Facebook thing is the children stuff. She's expected a human child soon, even though she has three other feline children.

It's weird.
#70

Crazy Ass Amy

AMY::
(spoken) A customer!

Wait!
What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a --
Fright, I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can'tcher sit!
Sit you down, sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks!
Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague --
Ugh! What is that?
But you think we had the plague!
From the way that people
Keep avoiding --
No you don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir!
Ick!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can't hardly blame them!
These are probably the worst pies in Scottsdale!
I know why nobody cares to take them,
I should know,
I make them,
But good? No!
The worst pies in Scottsdale,
Even that's polite!
The worst pies in Scottsdale,
If you doubt it, take a bite!
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here, drink this, you'll need it!
The worst pies in Scottsdale.
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it
Never
Thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin' poor
Animals
Wot are dyin' in the street!
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop!
Does a business but I notice something weird.
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared!
Have to hand it to her --
Wot I calls
Enterprise
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop

#71

Crazy Ass Amy

Is Christine Baranski too old to play her?
#72

Crazy Ass Amy

Sadly, yes. But Ramona Singer is the right age!!
#73

Crazy Ass Amy

Screw that! Put her in the Big Brother house. Expect the unexpected.

So, is she pretending to be Christian as well as a chef? I don't think Jesus would do any of the crazy sh*t Amy does. Except maybe scream at a temple full of people and throw them all out.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#74

Crazy Ass Amy

How about Leslie Kritzer for the musical?
#75

Crazy Ass Amy

Give it to Erin Dilly. She's been on a break long enough.

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