"We don't allow slutty bitches like you here" — Page 2

#26

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 3:59pm

I mean, what's not to love?

I've spent 15 minutes on her FB page. It's addictive as hell.

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#27

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:00pm

The yelp page is fun too.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale#hrid:1jY8_V7wn0rw3IZ73pgwtQ

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#28

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:04pm

JCWS, meet Amy.

Amy, JCWS.

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#29

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:07pm

It's even more fun if you watched the episode and can then spot all the lies. Like how she told Gordon she makes all her desserts. Or that they were constantly hiring because they had gone through over 100 employees in a year. Why? Because they have never had one single reliable or trustworthy employee. Not quite the same explanation she offered to the Yelp critic. During the episode, we watch her firing an employee for asking, "Are you sure?"

This bitch is the face of crazy in its most pure form. She is the essence of crazy. Eau du Fou.

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#30

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:14pm

"Eau du fou"!!!

Let's see if we can get her on BWW to comment!

#31

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:14pm

If someone tweets her this thread I bet she'd grace us with an appearance. #godschild

#32

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:17pm

OMG OMG OMG I don't have Twitter but if someone does PLEEEEEEEEEASE tweet this to her!!!!

#33

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:20pm

But which is the right Twitter?

#34

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:21pm

I do love me some crazy ass Amy meltdown, I have to admitt! I am sure the place is going to be a tourist spot for awhile.

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#35

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:24pm

Oh, is that a fake twitter account?

#36

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:34pm

If it's a fake, it's a good fake: sounds just like their Facebook shrieks.

#37

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:37pm

It only just started tweeting today, so my guess it's fake. But yeah, it sounds just like you'd expect her to sound via tweet.

#38

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:42pm

But apparently this all went down yesterday, right? So she may well have joined Twitter today. But who knows?

If it's fake, it's not funny; just sounds like more of the same.

#39

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:47pm

Yeah, good point.

#40

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:48pm

I was looking to see where to tweet this thread and I found this
which also hilarious

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#41

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:50pm

So, hold up. Amy's Baking Company buys their baked goods? lol

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#42

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:51pm

I wonder how Amy and Samy have time to do all these posts. Shouldn't they be at Sam's Club buying tonight's homemade desserts or thawing out some Stouffers?

#43

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:59pm

Careful, morosco--they're coming for you.

#44

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:13pm

does this make me a slutty bitch?

#45

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:24pm

Wow I am watching the episode online. They are totally crazy!

#46

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:32pm

Well, I know what I'm watching when I get home from the theatre tonight. I hope I can concentrate on the performance now that I have a taste of what I'll be viewing later.

#47

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:38pm

I saw this episode too! She is NUTS! Now I have to read the FB page.

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KFTC!!!!!

#48

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:52pm

Oh that FB page is hilarious!

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KFTC!!!!!

#49

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:52pm

I'm watching it now!

#50

Crazy Ass Amy

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:59pm

How do I watch an episode? what's the name of the show?

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