"We don't allow slutty bitches like you here"- Page 2

[tazber]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 3:59pm

I mean, what's not to love?

I've spent 15 minutes on her FB page. It's addictive as hell.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:00pm

The yelp page is fun too.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale#hrid:1jY8_V7wn0rw3IZ73pgwtQ

[tazber]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:04pm

JCWS, meet Amy.

Amy, JCWS.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:07pm

It's even more fun if you watched the episode and can then spot all the lies. Like how she told Gordon she makes all her desserts. Or that they were constantly hiring because they had gone through over 100 employees in a year. Why? Because they have never had one single reliable or trustworthy employee. Not quite the same explanation she offered to the Yelp critic. During the episode, we watch her firing an employee for asking, "Are you sure?"

This bitch is the face of crazy in its most pure form. She is the essence of crazy. Eau du Fou.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:14pm

"Eau du fou"!!!

Let's see if we can get her on BWW to comment!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:14pm

If someone tweets her this thread I bet she'd grace us with an appearance. #godschild

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:17pm

OMG OMG OMG I don't have Twitter but if someone does PLEEEEEEEEEASE tweet this to her!!!!

[Wynbish]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:20pm

But which is the right Twitter?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:21pm

I do love me some crazy ass Amy meltdown, I have to admitt! I am sure the place is going to be a tourist spot for awhile.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:24pm

Oh, is that a fake twitter account?

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:34pm

If it's a fake, it's a good fake: sounds just like their Facebook shrieks.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:37pm

It only just started tweeting today, so my guess it's fake. But yeah, it sounds just like you'd expect her to sound via tweet.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:42pm

But apparently this all went down yesterday, right? So she may well have joined Twitter today. But who knows?

If it's fake, it's not funny; just sounds like more of the same.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:47pm

Yeah, good point.

[tazber]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:48pm

I was looking to see where to tweet this thread and I found this
which also hilarious

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:50pm

So, hold up. Amy's Baking Company buys their baked goods? lol

[morosco]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:51pm

I wonder how Amy and Samy have time to do all these posts. Shouldn't they be at Sam's Club buying tonight's homemade desserts or thawing out some Stouffers?

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 4:59pm

Careful, morosco--they're coming for you.

[morosco]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:13pm

does this make me a slutty bitch?

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:24pm

Wow I am watching the episode online. They are totally crazy!

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:32pm

Well, I know what I'm watching when I get home from the theatre tonight. I hope I can concentrate on the performance now that I have a taste of what I'll be viewing later.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:38pm

I saw this episode too! She is NUTS! Now I have to read the FB page.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:52pm

Oh that FB page is hilarious!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:52pm

I'm watching it now!

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/14/13 at 5:59pm

How do I watch an episode? what's the name of the show?