Ahem theatertrash, i suggested making into musical earlyer. i have few ideas, i figure i'll toss them out see what kinda feed back we can get. keep in mind it's still pretty rough but here we go .
1) the top of act 2 one of the staff will bean Amy in the head with a can ravioli, and from then on, she cant speek english she can only meow, which will lead to the big 11 o'clock number "only my furry lil children understand me."
2) the chorus dressed as cakes will do a song called "we are nothing but 2nd hand deserts".
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)