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We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
#50We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/17/13 at 10:43amWe're all pulling for you.
....but the world goes 'round
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#52We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 12:58am
Well, Mike is either ON his date, on his DATE, post coitally apologizing it was over so quick or eating Ben & Jerry's alone in bed watching the Food Truck marathon on food Network.
I know which one I am pulling for- and I want LOTS of details.
What kind of underwear did you have on?
#53We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:29amWhat are you pulling on, taz? Did it spurt at the end?
"Pardon my prior Mcfee slip. I know how to spell her name. I just don't know how to type it." -Talulah
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#54We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:32am
Taz is putting out AND pulling out at the same time, Clyde. 
Waiting for that report, Mr. "no fly" Barrett!
#55We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 10:18am^ Haha mr "no fly" Barrett, that was a good one Liza :). Anyway as for the date it went great. He was fine the movie was eh I only laughed a couple times. We went to dinner after and that was it. It actually went so well that I'm bringing him to the Sox Yankees game tonight. Should be fun!
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#56We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 11:27amYou bought dinner AND a movie and didn't even get a Princeton Rub?
#57We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:29pmI don't even know half the things you guys are talking about.
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#58We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:34pmThen you shouldn't be allowed to date anyone.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#59We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:39pm^ Oh yea you're right I forgot I was to young to even date so I guess I should just not bring him to the game tonight.
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#60We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:43pmSo, a first date at the movies and now a second date to the ballpark... In the same weekend?!
#61We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:53pmI mean this isn't the first time I've met the guy. He's best friends with one of my friends and I'd always see him at parties and of course around school. I was trying to fiqure out who to bring and I decided him. It should be fun!
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#62We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:54pmDoes he know you like him?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#63We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 1:59pmI'm assuming he does based on last night...
TheatreDiva90016
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#64We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:37pmYou know what they say about assuming something....
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
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#65We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:54pm
I'm assuming he does based on last night...
Does that mean you could tell he was pitching a tent all evening?
And I'd be glad to explain any terms you are unfamiliar with, Mike. As Henry Hazlitt said "The richer and more copious one's vocabulary and the greater one's awareness of fine distinctions and subtle nuances of meaning, the more fertile and precise is likely to be one's thinking."
#66We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 2:57pmIf he was hard all night, that just shows a lack of class. You should probably just see what that tent looks like and get him off and then ditch him. You really can do better than some whore who's going to walk around hard all night.
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#67We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:05pmI disagree Jordan. I think Clay (I'm going to call Mike's date "Clay", OK?) has been admiring Mike from afar, observing him at Parties and at school, in the cafeteria and locker room, and longing for his touch ever since he first saw him. When Mike asked him out he could hardly believe his dream was coming true! He was so tongue-tied that he couldn't even say that both of Mike's movie choices sounded like puerile crap. Of course he spent the evening perpetually semi-tumescent. It's sweet.
#68We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:06pmI guess you're right. I forgot how difficult it is to date in middle school.
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#69We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:09pmAS Sue Storm would no doubt point out, the rest of us are old, mature enough to have our physical enthusiasm under control. Mike and Clay, being teens, are more sexually demonstrative and I, for one, am rooting for this relationship to be consummated like a well-shaken bottle of cheap champagne.
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#70We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:11pmJoe, do you have any plans to write a novel about Mike and Clay? I would buy it.
#71We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 3:21pmThe Disney Channel should do a series on them!
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#72We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/18/13 at 9:13pmI do have some free time. I think I'd have to name it "We're the Millers or Grown Ups 2."
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#73We're the Miillers or Grown Ups 2?
Posted: 8/19/13 at 12:19am
A quick except from Chapter 27
Mike turned the car radio dial to Hits 103.5 but turned the volume down slightly. Clay reached over and turned it back up, his hand lingering on Mike's a moment. "I....Love this song" Clay murmured and smiled that shy smile that had had Mike tongue-tied all through Junior year.
They sat a moment and listened to Robin Thicke's hit. Clay sang along quietly "I know you want it....I know you want it!"
Mike hesitated a bit then turned to him. "WHAT did you say to me?" he mock-growled.
"I know you want it!" Clay said boldly before immediately backing down "Don't you?"
Mike chuckled and leaned over to gently kiss Clay's perfect lips. Clay pulled away quickly and pushed his hair back- to no avail. That one lock kept falling over his left eye. It was adorable. Mike thought about what that wise older man on the message board had told him and took a breath. He reached over, gently grabbed Clay's shirt collar and pulled him closer. He took Clay's free hand and brought it to his lips and kissed it gently as he looked deeply into Clay's Hazel eyes. "I do want it" he said quietly as he leaned in to kiss Clay on the lips, this time a real kiss, lingering till Clay began to fidget. Mike trailed his lips along a fuzzy cheek and whispered into Clay's ear "And you. You want it too." He let his tongue tickle quickly then whispered "I can see how much you want it." He dropped his hand to Clay's lap and quickly felt the protuberance that had made frequent appearances in Clay's trousers that night. It was the bravest thing Mike had ever done.
Clay gasped and quickly confessed "I do. I do want it." Mike chuckled again, a low throaty laugh that sounded like sex and shared cigarettes. "I want it in me!" Clay muttered awkwardly.
Mike pulled back "You mean you want to put it in ME" he corrected gently. Clay looked down, embarrassed to say it out loudand distracted by how close Mike's eyes and glistening lips were.
"No!" Clay repeated "I want you to....take me... Take me hard!"
Mike was puzzled. "No....I thought your profile said you were 'verse.'"
Clay was really feeling the urge now "Oh I am! I want you to...have me. I even got condoms!" He patted his pants pocket.
"But I want YOU to "have" ME" Mike explained, his tongue tripping awkwardly over the euphemism. Clays eyes gleamed with understanding, then began to frost over with disappointment. Just like at Barnum & Bailey's late on a Sunday night, the tent quickly began to come down.
The boys looked at each other awkwardly. Mike sighed disappointed and said to himself "Another "no fly" performance" as he put the car in drive and left Make Out Point.
He dropped Clay off and headed home to check in with the message board. Surely some of those old guys would have some tips on "flipping a bottom" as he'd heard it called. Otherwise, like the musical Rebecca, this relationship was over before it began.
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