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#26

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Seriously, WHAT EXACTLY in that article makes you dream up that scenario? Where are the words that inspired that flight of fancy? Here's what I imagine:

Woman who just had baby: I hadn't really thought about it, but they gave me lots of information about Breastfeeding. It seems healthier, you know?

Her Mom: Yes! When I had you here 27 years ago, they gave me a diaper bag full of samples of Enfamil and fed you from a bottle before I even saw you. I wish I'd thought it over before I made up my mind.

THE END!
#27

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Woman: Oh and Mom, I'm voting for Obama!

Her Mom: Oh no dear! He's a communist and wasn't even born here!

Woman: I don't care! I hate America!

Her Mom: (Crying) well, at least you aren't a Lesbian!

(Camera zooms in on the breast feeding woman who laughs maniacally)

THE END


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Updated On: 7/30/12 at 04:34 PM

#28

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Goth does nothing but lob grenades and then runs, and mikey seems to be content talking to himself.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#29

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I think the problem is that conservatives think that because when they don't want something, they try to inflict that prohibition upon everyone (birth control, abortion, gay marriage, etc, etc), so Goth just thinks that because someone has information about alternative to forumla it will suddenly turn into the National Organization for Breast Feeding rallying people to amend the Constitution to to prevent formula feeding.

This will only happen if there are conservatives who are anti-bottle .
#30

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Goth says: "An exhausted mother is trying to get some sleep. Her newborn baby has had problems latching on to the breast. She asks a nurse to get a bottle for the baby. Said nurse then goes into a long lecture about why she needs to keep trying to breast feed."

Goth, you are ignorant. And obviously not a woman, mother or parent. But, as a Right Wingers, you are certain of what every woman needs, and doesn't need.

Breast feeding isn't easy, and babies do not easily latch on. YES, A GOOD NURSE WILL HELP A MOTHER WITH HER DECISION TO BREASTFEED, and give her encouragement. And, the mother who has CHOSEN to breastfeed will welcome the assistance.

But, you and other Sister Sarah Disciples care so little for women's choices for their bodies in all respects.

I wish there WERE Death Panels in Obamacare. For fools like you.


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

Updated On: 7/30/12 at 04:45 PM

#31

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Oh, yeah, Goth. Kiss my avatar's butt!
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
#32

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A good conservative rule of thumb is: If it might contribute to the health and happiness of a person, it's automatically bad. If it might contribute to the bottom line of a corporation, it's automatically good.
#33

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Remember when that radical leftist, Nancy Reagan, instructed women to play with their own breasts? Sexual deviant Communist!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#34

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"Seriously, WHAT EXACTLY in that article makes you dream up that scenario?"

Or maybe the mother has already had this conversation WITH HER DOCTOR, and doesn't need the government deciding on what she will and will not feed her newborn.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#35

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Maybe. Which makes it a good thing that NOTHING about this voluntary program determines what she will and will not feed her newborn.
#36

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"Which makes it a good thing that NOTHING about this voluntary program determines what she will and will not feed her newborn."

Obviously you don't live in NYC. Nanny Bloomberg has very few "voluntary" programs.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#37

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Of course, I'm only going by the information provided by the New York Post article. Do you have contradictory information?
#38

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Obviously Goth doesn't live in NYC either, because it is hardly a totalitarian state.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#39

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"Obviously Goth doesn't live in NYC either, because it is hardly a totalitarian state."

Right, because we have the freedom to smoke in bars and flush our toilets only once and eat whatever we want regardless of portion size or fat content.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#40

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OMG THE CHAINS OF BONDAGE YOU LIVE WITH GOTH!!!!! IT'S UNTHINKABLE.

LET MY GOTHY GO!!!!!!!!
#41

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Goodness, Goth, how do you live your life with those shackles around your ankles?
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#42

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Goth, will you answer Reg's question, please?

Or any of the others that you've avoided so far, please?

Please? You piece of sh!t? Please?

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#43

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Whatever, Sally Bowles, whatever.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

Updated On: 7/30/12 at 05:52 PM

#44

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Welcome to Government Healthcare
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#46

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Sally Bowles didn't have government health care. She had to pay her doctor with a fur coat!
#47

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Oh, you got the toothpaste abortion!


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#49

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My friend just trades abortions for sex. (Which sometimes can lead to more abortions for sex). It's a vicious circle.

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